so hot damn, it'll b june tomorrow... a part of me thinks already? while another part of me thinks that holy god, this summer will last foreverrr...

so what's been goin' on? well let's see... yesterday i went with grace & laura to some abandoned house to take pictures. grace made me climb on unstable stairs & such. ha, it was cool yo. there was some old mirror on the outside of the house, strangely enough, which wasn't broken. we wondered how this would have stayed so nice over the years considering that everything else is boarded up & plant ridden. i suggested that we be weary of looking into it, for it might have an appetite for souls. i almost did by accident & laura passionately choked out incoherant words. it was close one alright.

then i hadda come home to have dinner with grandpa. twas for his bday, he's 81 yo. after that, i went to miss sarah's & got playfull coerced into spending the night. ha! not as kinky as it sounds but ya know, feel free to take creative license on the envisionment. man, i could so write cheap trash.

today was work, hurrah. nothing particularly fun happened either. wth. tomorrow, oh what do ya know, also work. sigh sigh sigh...

KJlove125: =-Oomg!!!!! its dana!!!
noel762: no it's not
KJlove125: damn
KJlove125: fooled again
KJlove125: ah well
noel762: that's how it goes i guess
KJlove125: such is my life
noel762: sigh sigh sigh
KJlove125: i would know that expression anywhere....there is only one that uses the triple sigh....its one of a kind...must be dana
oh man, looks like she got me. damn.... damn damn damn

i feel tired & that makes me sad. it's only 11. grr...

ha, so tuesday apparently starts the almighty semi annual sale at vicky's. sarah told me that i should request off. oh yeah, we're hardcore. it seems as if many of my friends have gained a sense of thriftiness after knowing me long enough. u see children, i am cheap, & i'm not afraid to admit that. <*totally* seems like something ben can take out of context for his info, no?

cotton candy is the happiest food i can think of. i dunno, it's raining & i was like awh sigh, a sudden feel of depression... if only i had cotton candy. sing it. speaking of food, when i read colleen's discussion of the apricot, i was thinking of the dried ones & i was like hmm, i'm not sure if i even know what 'live' ones look like, but alas, no apricots.

ugh, i do believe that i am currently a bastard

so i came across some website chock full of bitching. some of u would probably find it to be amusing. example:

When Oprah does her “ghetto black voice” and calls people “girl”. What the hell is that?

Anyone who uses the words “turd” or “I have to pee”.

Short people. I hate short people. Anyone under 5-feet tall should be killed. Those should not include people who have not finished growing yet though.

ATM machines. What are people doing? Taking out a second mortgage on the house 'cause you can't pay your bills? Do your banking inside and stop wasting my time, all I want is 20 dollars so I can buy some beer and screw my ugly wife.
fun, eh? 3 cheers for the pessimistic it seems

i want chocolate chip pancakes... yo

alright, a quiz perhaps?


You're Emily Dickinson, the foremost woman poet in
the United States. Guess lack of social
contact does make for better writing. To the
closet!


Which Angst-Ridden Poet Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Auto response from LolaAnn816: Today's ebonic word from the NYC Public School System is:
OMELETTE. Let's use it in a sentence....

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
there ya go laura, 2 days in a row. freak yeah.

ha, oh how i love abby-
oceanica83: so i have too much time on my hands
oceanica83: i'm actually reading
oceanica83: a real shocker
noel762: reading, eh?
noel762: i'll always talk about it, but to do it? whoah buddy
oceanica83: i know
oceanica83: i have turned over a new leaf
oceanica83: its probably just a fad
oceanica83: it will leave soon
noel762: what r u reading?
oceanica83: about epidemiology and viruses
oceanica83: the CDC, my future place of employment
noel762: ha, oh abby...
noel762: i thought u meant like a novel
noel762: but no

so sarah called me all omg u won't believe this! to tell me that she had found *the* sarah is awesome ring. so now michael who's the best, THE BEST (it's our joke among friends, u see, cuz michael just seems to have a way of being good bf usa) is apparently getting it for their one year, which is still 4.5 months away mind u. wth, u can't know about it. that takes away the spontaneity of the amazing being involved. whatever kids, whatever

oh, the glass hos i spoke of were abbreviating glass holders btw... i suppose that was predictable when u stop & think for a second, but ehh, hos was way more fun

i found someone else who doesn't like bananas. so far i've got 3 ppl, including myself that is. hmm... there have gotta b more out there, i just know it... *looks to the sky with a gleam of determination*


Japan -
Viewed as the technological powerhouse of the 21st
Century, it has lived a reletively solemn and
singular history.


Positives:

Technologically Advanced.

Economic Superpower.

Healthy Populace.


Negatives:

Small.

Isolated and Sometimes Ignored.

Unlucky with Disasters.



Which Country of the World are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
see that? i'm ASIAN. what what

so today this cute very grandma-esque woman at my work decided to let some wisdom flow. it takes 3 men to please a woman, she said. one that's handy, one that's good in bed, and one that makes a lot of money. she then followed this with, i only found one man that was good at any of the things on that list. i was hoping that she wouldn't follow up that last comment with the good in bed thing. cuz as i said, grandma esque... ehh that couldda gotten messy. an interesting theory, however.

hurrah today was increasingly not so bad, though i did get accused of trying to rip off the brownies. bygones. laura confessed to me that if you wanna know why i've been so funny lately, it's because i've been hoping to make an appearance in ur blog. ha! it's as if i'm a member of the academy or something. ppl just can't get enough of the blog yo. today, she was rude to some mexicans. i laughed. the mexican woman scoffed when laura yelped at the touch of her hot coffee cup. tensionnnn... i laughed

i finally just broke down and bought evanescence's album. i have most of it downloaded, but a lot of the songs have funky noises to try and OH stop ppl from doing so. they amuse me though, so i'm ok with supporting the cause. plus i got it relatively cheap at walmart, so now that just kicks it up a notch, no?

twice this week i've gotten to say we went to school together. wonder when that one will stop feeling strange...

alright, how bout a quiz? wth not-


You are a Lava Lamp.


What Fruity Object Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

alright, knock urself out kiddies. word.

fat women have cleavage everywhere -oh man

alright, today didn't suck quite as hard. the sun *almost* came out, but no.

i hung out with good ol' sarah today. her mum got us some pizza, so that was swell. on the way over there i saw some crazy sights. for instance, right after the general store, on a frickin' curve, some lady had stopped her car literally in the middle of the road. she was yelling at cars & she had some papers in her hand. ppl were honking at her. it sounded like she said there's bear in the wood! but i'm not entirely sure. i slowed down, thinking that perhaps she needed help or something, but alas, she seemed like a crazy. oh yes, good to be home...

yep, so then later on i got my hair cut *finally* my hair dresser said now it looks like i chopped ur head all up. ha, oh she's a treat... then me mum & i raided taco bell. word.

yep, so then i came home & had some IM magic. victoria & i decided it'd b cool to rekindle communication. laura told me about some zany dream. ben asked me to harass kim about how much the yankees suck. tony told me i beat out a monkey. cat sang britney spears. oh yes, magic

BenNRoxie: i spend every waking moment missing you
noel762: u mean, u don't dream of me?
BenNRoxie: yeah that too
noel762: so i take it ur family & friends know all about me then. i'd imagine it'd b hard for u to supress such adoration
BenNRoxie: yeah
BenNRoxie: i have a shrine to you
BenNRoxie: my mom caught me worshipping your picture
noel762: oh yeah?
noel762: what'd u tell her?
BenNRoxie: to go away
noel762: did she suggest counciling? or was she inspired to join in?
BenNRoxie: she just yelled at me to get a job
noel762: oh ben's mom...

good times. ima peace yo... PAYCE!!

gee, another day of rain & clouds. hot.

i hadda get up at 7am today, then i thought my dog ate my watch. grandma found it later on in the day. word up grandma. cuz man, that ticked me off.

i actually feel quite tired. sarah says i'm just in a rut. things will be better in a couple days. yeah, ha, it's been a couple days. once again, this is a case of less than chipper behavior troubling me more so than it seems to average folk. i'm used to being on the festive side. dammit. wth.

more pearls of wisdom from the smarcdog- yeah, it's a sarah is amazing ring, cuz they can't be the same. i commend her for going with amazing, i'd think anyone would wanna b called amazing. it's one of those look into ur eyes in the moonlight exclamations when said properly. not quite the same as when a first grade teacher awards the title for not tripping on ur shoe laces all day or for refusing to aid in kicking poor jimmy the smelly kid down the stairs, even at the hand of big fat todd's coercion. way to go.

we got these ugly ass candle holders in at work. the box was labeled glass ho. err, come again? yes, this was fantastic on a lovely time & a half style monday morning. they're metal frames with these bizarre glass candle holders that sit in them. they look like stretched out nipples from baby bottles... oh right, AND they're called glass HOs... man oh man, what is this world coming to

i just realized that there's a can of butcher's bowling alley wax on my desk (actually the top of grandma's old tv set). why do we have this? i'm confused.

speaking of confused, yvone has a picture of herself in today's blog entry. ow ow! she doesn't look "really funny". oh no. my asian is mad hot yo. & i mean that in a hyper funky kinda way. ( i used this "hyper funky" expression when talking to, oh, u guessed it, sarah b4 & we decided that it was rather random & thus noteworthy... so uh, take note). ...woo woo!!

*sigh*

i got chocolate animal crackers today. yes, chocolate. fascinating.

ok, i don't feel like a quiz. instead, here's a smidge of an email (cuz the rest of the list sucked too hard) that'd go great with the hey thanks for them herpies! coffee mugs. i especially fancy the first & last:

Cards You Won't Find In The Shops

"Congratulations on your wedding day!............. Too bad no one likes your wife."

"How could two people as beautiful you............ have such an ugly baby?"

"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life........... I never believed in Hell until I met you."

"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..."

"Thanks for being a part of my life!!!.......... I never knew what evil was before this!"

"Before you go,......... I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."

"Someday I hope to get married............ but not to you."

"You look great for your age.......Almost Lifelike!"

"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me......... Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."

"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend....... So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."

"I'm so miserable without you.................. It's almost like you're here."

"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy............... Did you ever find out who the father was?"

& now it's that time again for me to proclaim- good tidings at christmas & a happy new year!

ya mean there's a side of dana i haven't seen? & here i thought she was a nice little old lady hahaha an old lady? -grandma at dinner

yeah, so, sorry home, but lately i've been feeling like i'd rather be at school. i have off today, & well woo wee, look at me go. i'm currently lacking the want to call people. do i get bored? yes, but it's like i can't think of a better alternative. i talked to kala today, but she's sick. other than that i made no attempt to contact the outside world. sometimes this sort of behavior makes me feel like a real bitch. i'm just not amused. i thought about scrapbooking, cuz that's amusing in its own way, but i don't have all my pictures developed to really add a fair section of college life to the mix. sigh sigh sigh...

well i read yvone's blog, as i always do, & took note of her proclaiming it to be more of a journal. i can sympathize with this, less zany antics happen at home. plus, we've been writing about college folk for so long that it's as if people will b like uhm, who r these new ppl & wth r u writing about them? for instance, i'm sure that sarah & i buying the same pants didn't enlighten anyone's life in the slightest. now would mocking ben have been any more enlightening? ehh, though this is highly doubtful, at least that'd b humorous... well, potentially. joy.

my dad made me a shirley temple. he then asked me three seperate times if it was to my liking. meanwhile, grandma laughed & said that he should b giving me something a bit more potent than a shirley temple. oh grandma... she's always ready to argue my right to intoxication. now that's a gal with irish in her. actually, i'm not quite sure if grandma is irish... but i am... so uh, yeah. grandma is cool either way

i watched a beautiful mind today. it's really not the same after you're in the know. i mean it's still a good movie, but the first time it totally fooled me & i was all like what what? now i was just like ahh... i c... word

it's nasty out for like the 5th day in a row. wth. i really feel bad for anyone from home who reads this & takes note of my lack of enthusiasm for being, well, here... but ehh. i was initially told that there were big plans for the summer & that they wanted to keep me distracted from my alter ego lifestyle. don't get me wrong, i love 'em... but it's been 3 wks now, & i dunno, i just can't shake the feeling that something has changed. oh college, they don't lie about u. it really does change u somehow... & i really can't explain it. oh hurrah... i just keep hoping that this is just me being a stupid girl & that soon i'll be frolicking along the rolling hills once more. sigh. in the meantime... i am still in miss mode... perhaps if there were *sun* that'd help a bit. i'd like to go swimming or something. man, i haven't gone swimming in ages. now that'd b amusing.

no one ever goes camping anymore. when i was little we used to go every year in the poconos. sarah & i decided the other day that this would b amusing. there's always a lotta talk around here, so we'll see...

sometimes i think my blog may mumble on & i'm like awh, who wants to look & see all this burdensome reading b4 them? but hey man, u choose this. & if ur sitting on ur computer scoping out my blog then let's face it, ur bored too. that's just the way it goes. as kim pointed out in her away message yesterday, summer vacation always seems to be synomous with boredom... why is that

hurrah hurrah. alright, here's today's email fun-

The Five Stages Of Drunk:

Stage 1 - SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in
the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to
pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this
stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are
talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting
argument when both parties are SMART.

Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING
This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person
in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to
a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to
talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can
talk to this person about any subject under the sun.

Stage 3 - RICH
This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the
world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck
full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage,
because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you win all your bets. It
doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for
everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the
world.

Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone
especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing.
This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the
partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money.
You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and
hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!

Stage 5 - INVISIBLE
This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can
do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table
to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the
people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to
the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the
street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see
or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the
words.

alright, i feel like some pictures. to keep with that theme, let's look up drunk people:


hmm... i don't quite know what to make of this one...


get off the floor u filthy drunkards!


asians are too smart for alcohol abuse


drinking leads to deforestation. rah!!


hell yeah

alright, let's not get carried away. be responsible kids or office cooper will have a hard time distinguishing the bodies.

i just looked at a book & almost felt inspired to read it... ha! yeah, ok...

In California, a speech teacher is in a lot of trouble for encouraging her students to oppose the war with Iraq. The principal was furious and said telling kids to oppose the war is the French teacher's job. -Conan O'Brien... oh conan. u tickle me plenty alright

so... work today. bleh as usual. a guy came in who looked totally like doogie houser. poor kid. i also had some guy come in & ask me i'm a professional artist. maybe u can help me out. someone asked me to do an illustration for them. what's an illustration? i was seriously wondering if the guy was joking or not. but as i explained what an illustrator does, he was like oh oh i see... so it's like the story with pictures then? he proceeded to ask me if we had any books on what illustrating is. when i told him no, he asked if perhaps barnes & noble did. aiesh. i felt like telling him to go to the library & open any children's book. who doesn't know this? i literally learned it in kindergarten... & a professional artist? this still perplexes me

i'm finally getting my haircut on tuesday =)

grandma almost set the house on fire *again* today. yeah grandma. rock on.

i'm trying to find the reason behind all the emails i have yet to delete. oh sweet blog, take them away. here's the first of the somewhat amusing banter:

THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH

1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION..."Just wait until
we get home."

2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING...."You are going to
get it when we get home!"

3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE..."What were you
thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ...Don't talk back to
me!"

4. My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall out of that swing
and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE..."If you don't stop
crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass
your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

7. My Mother taught me ESP..."Put your sweater on; don't you
think I know when you're cold?"

8. My Mother taught me HUMOR..."When that lawn mower cuts off
your toes, don't come running to me."

9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT..."If you don't
eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

10. My Mother taught me about SEX...."How do you think you got
here?"

11. My Mother taught me about GENETICS..."You're just like your
father."

12. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS..."Do you think you were
born? In a barn?"

13. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE..."When you get to
be my age, you will understand.

14. And my all time favorite... JUSTICE..."One day you'll have
kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see
what it's like."

oh yes, i see so many moms at my work each day. it's amazing how quickly a smile can turn into DAMMIT JAMIE YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE ME CRAZY TODAY!! oh joy. & yet i still want to have zee babies. this is why my friends think i'm insane. but oh shut up, u all will. and- u'll like it ...dammit.

here's another random bit of chewy fun:

1-800-PSYCH

Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

alright, i guess that's enough. don't wanna go on overkill ya know.

yeah, so my mom is currently pacing about mumbling about tv remote controls. when i find em, i'm gonna hide every single one of them. i'm gonna hide em. i'm gonna hide every single one. -she threatens. yeaaa... see i don't get how this helps anyone do anything. remote controls keep u from getting up. they let u b an american by making it easier for u to get what u want simply by sitting on ur ass. way to go mom, way to screw the system. ...and wth is she gonna do with them anyway? i don't understand blog, i just don't understand

hmm... i haven't much else to share. but rest assured cuz boy oh boy do u have random ramblings to look forward to... ooh baby baby ;)

yayaya i had off today & did absolutely nothing. i utlized the phone a lot, talking to sarah & then cat. no one actually felt like moving though. it was pretty nasty out, sigh sigh sigh. oh hark- i did manage to drive down the road to get stamps though. so there, i did something. score for me alright

kala: reading the blog gots me itchin for some daner treats. the ppl like what they read yo

so today sarah informed me that she had been telling mike *her boy* about the dana is awesome ring theory to remove herself from all obligation. mike said she's a liar. good boy michael. he said that she wants a sarah is awesome ring. he knows yo, he knows. i bet most girls would subscribe to the idea though. they groom u that way, we can't help it. we're like one of those animals that collects shiny things. i wanna say a mole, but they can't see so hot... i dunno, there was one on that show with that guy that sang the 'happy feet' song & crawled through a log. dammit, i forget the name again. but yeah, 'tis true so don't blame me.

so today my dad put up a cow border along the wall in our laundry room. grandma & i were confused. he said that this was what my mom wanted, so although he felt a laundry print would fit better (i must agree) he did not dispute. i told him he needn't worry, that's a woman's room anyway. they must put stuff like that in the handbook.
clarification: cat & i were talking about the potential handbook guys must get with tips on how to control their broads. simple things like to keep asking if something is wrong after they say no, & to always apologize first. the guys who aren't up on this must have forgotten to renew their subscription or something. & yes, i did call the laundry room a woman's room. ha!

it's bloody cold in here. what the h yo

& now, an exhibition of pride:
ToeKnee2times: tell him your boyfriend served HAKIM WARRICK!
noel762: i shall tell the world
ToeKnee2times: good
ToeKnee2times: be proud
noel762: yes dear. extremely.
noel762: :-) < see this? yeah, that's PRIDE
ToeKnee2times: good
if u don't know who that is, ha, ur apparently not alone. but still, REPRESENT

i might finally b getting my haircut on tuesday. this would please me alright. just thought i'd share that

hurrah, alright, i just went through the wonderful world of quizzes in efforts to bring goodness to the people. i found a couple, but let's not rush things kids. i'll give up the rest when i'm good & ready. ...ha, this reminds me of the anti rape poster that was on my RA's door. not funny, granted, but when yvone starred as the innocent & frigid gf while i moonlighed as her aggressive & coniving bf, why it was simply priceless. but yeah, anyway, quiz--

Shirley Temple-- you're cute around people but
naughty when you get away from the crowd

What's your stripper name? (female)
brought to you by Quizilla

years ago when i went out to eat with my grandparents the waiter asked me what i wanted to drink. i told him my usual in reference to a shirley temple. everyone found this to b quite the hoot. probably because i wasn't exactly a frequent bar patron, i was like 5. good times... ha, could it have been a sign?

oh that's right, these quizzes suck

oh, ok...

ay! we have nothing to eat in this house! i never did have a problem with dining hall food u know. times like these in which i have the luxury of being serenaded by the sounds of my deprived & groaning stomach reminded me to be thankful for buffet style. egads brain, egads.

yeah, so i got to work today. why do ppl have to b rude? i do not get paid for rudeness. i had some old lady b out right mean to me today. i remained cheery & respectful however, & even wished her a nice day (being nice to them when they're getting pissed *really* digs it in there). she snarled back at me 'have a nice day? yeah, u have a nice day too' i said thank u with a smile =)

oh man, my mom was just telling me this awful story about this poor girl at her work- apparently the girl is kinda poor so she was looking for someone to make her prom dress. my mom & some other ppl said that they would but that they didnt have the time, so some lady whose kinda notorious for being a psycho was supposed to b making it. well she totally f'd it up. when the girl tried it on she cried. now the girl's prom is tomorrow & she has no dress. :'( she was having it made cuz she's po' & she's been working extra hours & what not to make the $ for it. argh, heart wrenching tale! prom is such a shabang when ur in that state yo, man, it made me wanna cry too. apparently her mom is now taking her out to look for one, but my mom offered up mine if it doesn't work out. awh, & it's her sr prom *tear tear* why have agreed to have even made the dress in the first place? that's foul yo

ugh, it b cold in herr

man, i folded hundreds of tshirts at work today. literally. hundreds... literally

yeah, so since girls r stupid i figured i'd pay homage to the other half of the species. no offense ladies.
this is from an email mind u, i wouldn't use all of this terminology by choice--

Why Men are so Damned Cool

>1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
>2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
>3. Your last name stays put.
>4. The garage is all yours.
>5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
>7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
>9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
>10. Same work .. more pay.
>11. Wrinkles-add character.
>12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
>13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
>14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
>15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
>16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
>18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
>19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
>20. You can open all your own jars.
>21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
>22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
>23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
>24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
>25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
>27. No maxi-pads.
>28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
>29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
>30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
>31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
>32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
>34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
>35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
>36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
>37. The world is your urinal.
that last one is a kicker for any girl whose ever really really needed to pee while on a deserted road, oof

alright. i'm gonna go b hungry & cold now. PAYCE!!

and so my cell phone just may be the devil. either that or it is jealous of tony cuz it seems to feel the need to keep randomly disconnecting when i am talking to him. oh cell phone, i know u wanna get wit dis but psha i say, psha

so work today, oh joy! more chances to get frustrated & watch other ppl slack. & ooh ooh, i get to do it again... tomorrow!

yeah, i tried to record american idol while i was at work. yes yes, i'll say again that i realize the show is lame. but this was the end yo. would it b the fat man or the cabbage head? i called my dad b4hand to make sure all was well. ...uhm, yeah. i got a hockey game instead. what the hell yo, what the hell

hurrah, i feel in a less than the most pleasant of moods. let us take note that this does not translate into a bad mood, just less than the best. i am in the same sigh mode as yesterday. *sigh*<< i sigh

i think getting the tatoo would surprise everyone cuz it doesn't seem like something i would do... but would i?

ok, big fat argh, i've gotta get up at 8 tomorrow... PAYCE!!

hurrah hurrah hurrah

so cat & i have been talking about getting tatoos. HA we'll see how that works out... i don't want mine to get stretched out havin' zee babiez, ya know? and oh yeah, i'm a wuss. no one seems to think i'd actually do this... i'm not convinced that i shall but uh, ya know, in the meantime it's kinda fun to draw on myself & pretend i know japanese.

hit taco bell again today... freak yeah. ps, if u put ur fingers on the wrong keys to type hit, u can totally type gut instead. good to know, eh?

today i also wanted to get something pierced. i dunno man, weird mood i suppose. now my dog is incessantly sniffing me & i'm wearing sarah's shirt. i'm no aquarian, it lies!

sigh. =( i am in miss mode.

sarah & i got the same pants today. not in a lame way, in a ooh these r comfy way. too bad we didn't both get ur awesome rings today. this is my new theory, u see. rings r spaced out over time, like uh, pretty poofy dresses, let's say. the dresses, however, u get a taste of with the prom. then, u've gotta wait to get married to get another. unless ur some high society street cat that is. well, not street cat perhaps but u get the idea i'm sure. well rings? psha, there is no pre-ring. it's totally a wait till ur gettin' married bitch! scenario. now what up with that? so this is why, i feel, ur awesome rings should come about. like, oh honey, i was just thinking about how absolutely frickin' AWESOME u r that i was inspired to buy u this darling ring. now one might bring up the idea of a promise ring, as did i. but alas, as sarah pointed out that this holds the obligation of matrimony as well, & come now children, we don't all need that weighing on our minds right now. sometimes, ya just need to know that ur awesome. why not let that idea sparkle. **ha, & meanwhile, let us take note of the gay man flair radiating from that last statement**

aaand this is what i spend my time on...

man, i'm hungry. i also really wanna get my hair cut. sigh sigh sigh.

we watched gia earlier. hello crack. i've seen it b4, ay, awful yo. not the movie, the situation. angelina jolie however, still hot. why did overexposure hafta hit her so hard? but hey, it could b worse i suppose. she could b jlo. argh. now that would b unfortunate.

ok blog, i've had about enough of ur dirty looks for the night. take the money & get the hell outta here b4 johnny gets home.

oh sweet cheeses...

alright, i haven't really done much today that i need to create an entry, but alas- in catching up on cornell boy's blog, i took note of this link which creates poems out of webpages. here's what it had to say about the almighty shakin' it fast:
it on me. but yeah, then
we actually do with
the server was
born in the friend. this
i really is one shakes head*sadly &
in it on a rah
alrightin the
power of THE
best attributes of
my last monday of course, is
amazing...is about how much
i met ppl from
the students papers that everyone thinks
a HIGHLY VALUED SKILL.
yeah? see how in
1939.

does it entirely make sense? of course not.

let's try blackpeopleloveus.com!!

Black People Love Us! We are
by Black folks talk
to that. make me 151;Black
and Johnny calls me feel
comfortable, because I got my hat!! Sally always says:
not like so cool, to one
of
Black and a washcloth
in the roof to mainstream tracks at cheesy bars. fun! I have
magical
powers! Johnny is Black! people so
psyched since lots of White friends
Sally and Johnny always plays up
his Italian,
Irish, Jewish, etc. ethnicity to
me&#
Johnny love
them!! Home |
About
Your Letters Your Letters
Your Letters Your Testimonials! Be cool different, not like I have
magical powers! Johnny are always saying:
You go girl! while
raising the Williams Sisters
changed the
roof to that.
Sally loves
to remark upon how Tiger
Woods changed the face
of Black community
does!! Check out One another.

oh silly computer... johnny isn't black...

ok, that's enough of that for now

you can hit anything if u ignore the road -mike, commenting on laura's insistence that u could drive into the lake

yep, so yesterday was the first day that i was like rah, no more of this being lazy jive. boredom is only a welcomed occurrance for so long, it seems...

i had my first day back at work today. in this time i was both ambushed by a crazy ren-fair guy who thought my name was faith, & had the concept of velcro explained to me by an asian lady. good times indeed.

Laura exclaimes haha dude, funny story
well my dear, do tell: my cousin's son receives communion today, and we go to a restaurant, so naturaly theres waiters everywhere, right? so this one, really cute, and were checking each other out, and hes like, hardcore into me, so im all like YES, bec he was really cute, right
-so this goes on for like, an hour, and then he comes over to our table with h'or d'ouerves (spelled wrong, dont care) and my dad goes to ask him a question, right
- HE DOESNT SPEAK ENGLISH
-so i was like HEY wow thats a 'gods out to get you DIRECTLY' type thng bec of all the ways to make him inaccessible to me, he doesnt speak english?
- so yeah, hardcore italian boy. me and my aunt managed to keep him engaged for about 20 minutes but yeah, then we didnt know enough italian to talk anymore, and i was just like my god.

i still hafta get another job though. i feel that perhaps if i do different things, i won't b as likely to want to set myself on fire at the end of the day.

argh, this is one of those times in which i know i had a handful of things to write about, but alas, i can't remember now... figures. oh well, more fun for later i suppose, eh kids?

hmm, let's try halogen lights!! ow ow!!


mmm.. sexy lady


ooh, informative...


PAR-TAY!!


& finally, baking meat. where would the 1950s have been without it?

alright, i'm off to al's house. PAYCE!!

2 entries in 1 day? aiesh, i'm not as bored as u might think i swear.... i came on to see if laura was here... the fact that i stayed on well uh... forget that

alright, i watched some more tv this evening after my grandma threw the remote control in my general direction. don't worry, i'll be sure to tell u all about it for no apparent reason...
that 70s show-- wow kids, it's been a while since i checked this one out. it's funny, cuz i'm looking at ashtun kutcher as if he's 30 or something... hmm, well they graduated. it's gonna b pretty lame now, eh? i was impressed with red's face of shock though when the ho bag sister decided to marry fes. word. it still gets me how much she looks like eric. they both harbor those strange amphibian eyes somehow..
kelso also had a great line about women: if not for their soft skin, legs, hair, long nails, butts, and boobs... i wouldn't want anything to do with them! *shakes head* ohh that kelso...
american idol-- bye kimberly. gee, clay & ruben, cuz we didn't know that from the start... tamyra showed up, proving once again that nikki was a curse. she mutilated 'somewhere over the rainbow' however. grandma said that's not how we used to sing it soon followed by, she's killing it. sorry kids, but uh, she ain't grandma approved. i don't even know about that show, truthfully. it really is crap. it's terribly lame, and AT&T must b making a mint thanks to that infernal text messaging scam. i guess i want ruben to win. he's loved by the masses. clay should b on broadway... ha, & who calls their kid clay anyway? but then again, ryan seacrest is one of people magazine's 50 most beautiful ppl... i'm so confused
the bernie mac show-- bernie mac. now this my friends is one of the few shows which should b embedded with the staying power of the cockroach. i love bernie mac. i don't care what it's about, dude, he frickin' said berfday instead of birthday. i love this man. & apparently 'baby girl' doesn't even realize that bernie isn't her uncle in real life. this show is quality.
meanwhile, my grandma & father were watching the bachelor!! *tears at hair* oh america... why??

yep... so uh, that was my night. now it's 1030 & i am at a loss. this is why i actually do need to get a job. well, another job. i'm working on sunday. hurrah.

hmm... let's find some pictures, shall we?
ha, this one was my background for a while. how random... i love it...
someone told me that the guy on the left must b vinnie from the show, ya know, the friend. this i do not believe..

more i say, more!
ok, so i typed in "cute old lady". check out these results. *note* please notice how these are NOT cute old ladies... i don't think...

awh, check out how not old they are...

is that chuck norris in the background?

weird ass monkey

well gee kids, that was fun. perhaps this could b a new game since the quizzes are running low. note taken... alright, carry on. i hear them lollipops are good this season.

& in my chronic away message reading fixation, today i discovered this gem-
1: hows harvey? (his sole surviving goldfish) lonely?
2: i guess
2: he has a 3 second memory span
2: hes kinda like a swimming ozzy osbourne

yep, so today was the 3rd day which i proclaimed to b job hunting day which in the end, didn't even find me dressed. yeah! i'm sure me maw & paw will b proud alright. aiesh.

well today i put my books up for sale online. yeah, we'll see how that works out...

i'm wondering if i'm a bastard or not. tons of ppl have stuff in their infos about missing ic, & i dunno, i'm ok so far. is it just the thing to do? or r we actually actively missing the life? i'm unsure, but ehh, i'm doing fine as of yet. i've had mexican food twice (ha, 4 times if we're gonna count nachos) since i've been home already, now how can i really complain? i always wanna order stuff in spanish, but then i remember that hey, it's just their schtick, they don't all actually speak spanish. sigh.

maybe these r the only ppl who actually bought the lou vega album -rachel at lunch, commenting on what seemed to b the extended dance mix of the almighty mambo #5

yeah, so after i worked hours & hours on my lovely CD/interview/thang for global studies, i get an email from my teacher yesterday. she tells me that the cd appears to b corrupted... uhm, como c'est what what? SABOTAGE!! roar, this upsets me. now i just hafta hope my substitute copy gets to her in time... cuz i wanted to spend money on overnight mailing. thanks, thanks a lot

i was watching tv today, i love the 80s: 1988, more specifically. ok kids, i did not miss tv. let's get that out there. i was told that this is the show everyone is watching... uhm, ok...? yeah, i really don't need tv in my life. ha, though american idol *is* on tonight... i dunno man, it's the only show i'd watch at school... ha, probably more so because we'd all bond over bashing it. ahh yes... good times indeed

why do bathing suits cost so much? seriously. there's nothing to them. yesterday i was looking at some with sarah & rachel. first sarah tells me that i like the tackiest things *gasp gasp!* since when is a tropical print with sparkles from walmart tacky my dear? tsk tsk... well then she tells me that string bikinis r for easy access. thanks sarah, cuz ya know i rather like being a HO... a tacky, tacky ho

i didn't buy anything mind u

btw- i still like monkeys. this thing is about bunnies, who knows...


congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud


which happy bunny are you?
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& it has been too long my dearest friends...

alright, now that i'm home- shakin' it jersey style, rest assured that there will b grandma quotes up in here. ow ow!!

already there has been such grandma fun. yesterday brought us such gems as u just give me a time & i'm ready . oh grandma, she just cracks me up.

hmm... so what *has* been going on...well good byes were sad. i love guys. they're all see ya in a few months? aiight, peace. meanwhile girls r like *sob sob* omg... i'm so glad i met u this yr *tear tear* truly i am. yeah, i was a girl, what can i say. i'm just sorry that the last some ppl had to see me was all teary eyed & jive. cheers to an experience though, i'll say that much. i am forever grateful for the experience, for the ppl i've met & grown to love... it boggles my mind to think that the freshman yr experience is complete & that HEY life went on outside of our ithaca bubble but alas, 'tis true. i've met ppl from allover the world, allover the country... it's really something when u think about it.

they say that u change when u go away to college... i know i have, but i can't exactly make a list of the ways. i've just learned a lot about my own ideals, independence, acceptance... even my T2 family, i can't stress how thankful i am that u all let me break in. it truly wouldn't have been the same without u. this yr i met tons of new ppl, gained some awesome friends, gotten my heart stolen, been teased relentlessly about bananas, mocked for my ever changing laugh patterns, learned to appreciate not having to wear shoes when u shower... ha, without getting *too* mushy, i just really wanna say that every single person added to the experience, & i'm glad for every moment. word up to my ithaca loves. u guys... man oh man

woo, alright, so on a lighter note... ha, on the way home- we saw an old couple on bicycles. they were amazing! first off, we were in traffic & they kept PASSING US, but secondly, the old woman's bike was decked out yo. she had a little flag on the back... one of them big bobby pole things with the plastic flag? yeah, i dunno... & a lambskin seat cover. hot damn. my dad told me not to bust on them cuz i'm gonna b an old lady too one day. i clarified & told him that this old lady was awesome.

rah, i'm supposed to go job hunting tomorrow. oh joy. as a cashier, i used to say that with every chunk of change i gave away went a little bit of my soul. jeepers, i can't wait.

for my web development project i made this website about grandmas & candy. it's hot. unfortunately, the server was full & i didn't get to upload it. sooo i'm gonna try & post some of it on here. look out kiddies, it's coming...

i want a brownie.

ha! speaking of food... yeah, so in coming to college i was adament that i could do absolutely nothing as far as exercise goes, eat anything i wanted, & not gain the infamous freshman 15. OH! guess who rocks it. yeah that's right. i actually lost weight while at school. we live on a hill hello, that's exercice enough. i mean, i'm sure my make pasta at 2am strategy isn't the best, but it's good to know that i won't b one of those ppl that every whoahhhhs at as they roll back in town... literally. if the 15 did hit u, i'm sorry. i'm not trying to rub it in by saying this, but that was a goal of mine so i thought i'd share cuz i'm proud of this fact

alright, i've yet to see x2, but in the spirit...


You are Storm!

You are very strong and very protective of those
you love. You are in tune with nature and are
very concerned with justice and humanity.
Unfortunately, certain apprehensions and fears
are very hard for you to overcome, and can
often inhibit you when most need to be strong.


Which X-Men character are you most like?
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& alas, i have taken a break from reading to bring u a quiz. bon appetite

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

The question, of course, is how long the rah-rah mood will last.- i found this in Business Week while i was doing some lovely research. they said rah *teehee*

aiesh, so i handed in my global studies project today. i am certain i made that way harder on myself than what was required. everyone else seems to have done a paper... boring. if i were my professor i'd b like what? a cd? A+++!! or ya know, something like that. i really am proud of it though. thnx so much to everyone who aided in the efforts, truly

T2 took a field trip to the state park yesterday. at first i wasn't gonna go, but i soon became convinced once i realized that free food was involved. man, i am so glad i went, it was terribly amusing. kim & i went exploring with big sticks yo. it was of definite quality. i'm only sorry that my film ran out =(

so today i found out that my parents wanna get me @ frickin' 10AM on friday. dana is far from amused. i'm having a hard time dealing with the extreme lack of time for work, play, everything... ha, like i've said b4, i so know i'm gonna cry- & i ain't no cryer. sigh. sigh sigh sigh, i say

who knew the gin blossoms had so many songs. i had always thought of them as a sort of one hit wonder with 3 hits... only they had more releases than that. yeah gin blossoms. good for u.

somewhere along the way i cut my foot. awesome. i just thought of romy & michelle, uhm, could u excuse me, i cut my foot b4 & my shoe is filling up with blood ...oh michelle *shakes head*

ugh, so much to do... so much

err... yeah

so whoah buddy, it's may. i'm not so sure how i feel about this... one wk left...

last day of class- no mo' theory! when questioned as to the point of the course we were told: yeah these people are depressing, but i don't believe them so don't go pinning it on me. so after some discussion of this and the constraints of potato salad, he was told, please don't ever have children. goodbye theory

BenNRoxie (11:06:52 AM): oh by the way, gina told me aboot your little blog deal with the ben quiz, so now i've not only quit the dana fan club and joined the tony fan club, i'm also the president of the dana is a huge ho club. and what the hell is with dedicating it to marina?
noel762 (11:10:55 AM): ohhh calm urself
noel762 (11:11:09 AM): I LOVES ME SOME BEN!
BenNRoxie (11:11:15 AM): too bad
BenNRoxie (11:11:35 AM): i'm the president of dana's a huge ho club anyway
noel762 (11:11:59 AM): if that's the way it's gotta b, i can handle that
BenNRoxie (11:12:07 AM): good
BenNRoxie (11:12:15 AM): it's actually a cool club
noel762 (11:12:20 AM): awesome
noel762 (11:12:27 AM): do u get free food at the meetings?
BenNRoxie (11:12:36 AM): yep
noel762 (11:13:20 AM): terrific
BenNRoxie (11:14:16 AM): perhaps i'll throw tony a bone one day and pretend to kill myself though
noel762 (11:14:28 AM): *shakes head*
noel762 (11:14:55 AM): somehow i have a feeling that that might turn out to b the most twisted thing i'll hear all day

ok, i have more thoughts, but maybe later... i've gotta tackle my last spanish class... oh yeah, a rah alright

in the meantime, how bout some james taylor? i enjoy this song. james sings. *sigh*

"Something In the Way She Moves"

There's something in the way she moves,
Or looks my way, or calls my name,
That seems to leave this troubled world behind.
And if I'm feeling down and blue,
Or troubled by some foolish game,
She always seems to make me change my mind.

Chorus:
And I feel fine anytime she's around me now,
She's around me now
Just about all the time
And if I'm well you can tell she's been with me now,
She's been with me now quite a long, long time
And I feel fine.

It isn't what she's got to say
But how she thinks and where she's been
To me, the words are nice, the way they sound
I like to hear them best that way
It doesn't much matter what they mean
If she says them mostly just to calm me down

Every now and then the things I lean on lose their meaning
And I find myself careening
Into places where I should not let me go.
-- She has the power to go where no one else can find me
And to silently remind me
Of the happiness and the good times that I know, got to know.