yayaya i had off today & did absolutely nothing. i utlized the phone a lot, talking to sarah & then cat. no one actually felt like moving though. it was pretty nasty out, sigh sigh sigh. oh hark- i did manage to drive down the road to get stamps though. so there, i did something. score for me alright

kala: reading the blog gots me itchin for some daner treats. the ppl like what they read yo

so today sarah informed me that she had been telling mike *her boy* about the dana is awesome ring theory to remove herself from all obligation. mike said she's a liar. good boy michael. he said that she wants a sarah is awesome ring. he knows yo, he knows. i bet most girls would subscribe to the idea though. they groom u that way, we can't help it. we're like one of those animals that collects shiny things. i wanna say a mole, but they can't see so hot... i dunno, there was one on that show with that guy that sang the 'happy feet' song & crawled through a log. dammit, i forget the name again. but yeah, 'tis true so don't blame me.

so today my dad put up a cow border along the wall in our laundry room. grandma & i were confused. he said that this was what my mom wanted, so although he felt a laundry print would fit better (i must agree) he did not dispute. i told him he needn't worry, that's a woman's room anyway. they must put stuff like that in the handbook.
clarification: cat & i were talking about the potential handbook guys must get with tips on how to control their broads. simple things like to keep asking if something is wrong after they say no, & to always apologize first. the guys who aren't up on this must have forgotten to renew their subscription or something. & yes, i did call the laundry room a woman's room. ha!

it's bloody cold in here. what the h yo

& now, an exhibition of pride:
ToeKnee2times: tell him your boyfriend served HAKIM WARRICK!
noel762: i shall tell the world
ToeKnee2times: good
ToeKnee2times: be proud
noel762: yes dear. extremely.
noel762: :-) < see this? yeah, that's PRIDE
ToeKnee2times: good
if u don't know who that is, ha, ur apparently not alone. but still, REPRESENT

i might finally b getting my haircut on tuesday. this would please me alright. just thought i'd share that

hurrah, alright, i just went through the wonderful world of quizzes in efforts to bring goodness to the people. i found a couple, but let's not rush things kids. i'll give up the rest when i'm good & ready. ...ha, this reminds me of the anti rape poster that was on my RA's door. not funny, granted, but when yvone starred as the innocent & frigid gf while i moonlighed as her aggressive & coniving bf, why it was simply priceless. but yeah, anyway, quiz--

Shirley Temple-- you're cute around people but
naughty when you get away from the crowd

What's your stripper name? (female)
brought to you by Quizilla

years ago when i went out to eat with my grandparents the waiter asked me what i wanted to drink. i told him my usual in reference to a shirley temple. everyone found this to b quite the hoot. probably because i wasn't exactly a frequent bar patron, i was like 5. good times... ha, could it have been a sign?

oh that's right, these quizzes suck

oh, ok...