ay! we have nothing to eat in this house! i never did have a problem with dining hall food u know. times like these in which i have the luxury of being serenaded by the sounds of my deprived & groaning stomach reminded me to be thankful for buffet style. egads brain, egads.

yeah, so i got to work today. why do ppl have to b rude? i do not get paid for rudeness. i had some old lady b out right mean to me today. i remained cheery & respectful however, & even wished her a nice day (being nice to them when they're getting pissed *really* digs it in there). she snarled back at me 'have a nice day? yeah, u have a nice day too' i said thank u with a smile =)

oh man, my mom was just telling me this awful story about this poor girl at her work- apparently the girl is kinda poor so she was looking for someone to make her prom dress. my mom & some other ppl said that they would but that they didnt have the time, so some lady whose kinda notorious for being a psycho was supposed to b making it. well she totally f'd it up. when the girl tried it on she cried. now the girl's prom is tomorrow & she has no dress. :'( she was having it made cuz she's po' & she's been working extra hours & what not to make the $ for it. argh, heart wrenching tale! prom is such a shabang when ur in that state yo, man, it made me wanna cry too. apparently her mom is now taking her out to look for one, but my mom offered up mine if it doesn't work out. awh, & it's her sr prom *tear tear* why have agreed to have even made the dress in the first place? that's foul yo

ugh, it b cold in herr

man, i folded hundreds of tshirts at work today. literally. hundreds... literally

yeah, so since girls r stupid i figured i'd pay homage to the other half of the species. no offense ladies.
this is from an email mind u, i wouldn't use all of this terminology by choice--

Why Men are so Damned Cool

>1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
>2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
>3. Your last name stays put.
>4. The garage is all yours.
>5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
>7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
>9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
>10. Same work .. more pay.
>11. Wrinkles-add character.
>12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
>13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
>14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
>15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
>16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
>18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
>19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
>20. You can open all your own jars.
>21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
>22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
>23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
>24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
>25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
>27. No maxi-pads.
>28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
>29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
>30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
>31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
>32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
>34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
>35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
>36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
>37. The world is your urinal.
that last one is a kicker for any girl whose ever really really needed to pee while on a deserted road, oof

alright. i'm gonna go b hungry & cold now. PAYCE!!