so today this cute very grandma-esque woman at my work decided to let some wisdom flow. it takes 3 men to please a woman, she said. one that's handy, one that's good in bed, and one that makes a lot of money. she then followed this with, i only found one man that was good at any of the things on that list. i was hoping that she wouldn't follow up that last comment with the good in bed thing. cuz as i said, grandma esque... ehh that couldda gotten messy. an interesting theory, however.

hurrah today was increasingly not so bad, though i did get accused of trying to rip off the brownies. bygones. laura confessed to me that if you wanna know why i've been so funny lately, it's because i've been hoping to make an appearance in ur blog. ha! it's as if i'm a member of the academy or something. ppl just can't get enough of the blog yo. today, she was rude to some mexicans. i laughed. the mexican woman scoffed when laura yelped at the touch of her hot coffee cup. tensionnnn... i laughed

i finally just broke down and bought evanescence's album. i have most of it downloaded, but a lot of the songs have funky noises to try and OH stop ppl from doing so. they amuse me though, so i'm ok with supporting the cause. plus i got it relatively cheap at walmart, so now that just kicks it up a notch, no?

twice this week i've gotten to say we went to school together. wonder when that one will stop feeling strange...

alright, how bout a quiz? wth not-


You are a Lava Lamp.


What Fruity Object Are You?
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alright, knock urself out kiddies. word.