he could be a lesbian -me. kate felt that it was notable.

ha, i prank called my little brother today. it wasn't really intentional. i just asked for billy & he was totally confused. oh 10 yr olds... but then i called back. & ya know, then i called back again. see what happens when i'm given free time?

oof, so damn did it get cold today! what the h. i hadda close the window alright... though i still sported the sandals. i'm gettin' leary kids, gettin' leary... i've also attained a bit of a throat ailment, probably for refusing to shut the window any sooner. yep, i'm an idiot like that. oh bother.

today it was raining when i left park. these ultra maintenance girls walking in front of me decided to hold their bags over their heads to save their hairsprayed creations. one of the girls kept loosing the make up which had been within her bag as she was walking. first she dropped some sort of compact, & then a lipstick. she actively looked back & acknowledged the items, & then proceeded to walk on. yes it was raining, but i don't think they got that gross that fast. i'm sure the 5 second rule could somewhat apply. i dunno, i just didn't understand their behavior, so i thought i'd share. they must be communists. i'm sure that's the answer. communists whose lips needn't sparkle so brightly.

i think that smile he gave you meant, "Hey, aren't I supposed to be in love with her?" -rachel

oof. so hey, look at me... look at me not writing my paper right now. score!

i feel really good today. this wked was amusing to me. this evening was a japanese cultural sharing dinner a la t2. living here rocks it alright. free food! free cultural food... well well. we had some raw fish yo. i must confess, i enjoyed this sushi more than that at the wok.

went cardio kickboxing with kim & abby today, boo ya! man, i'm gonna be so (much) HOT(ter)! ha... yeah, i dunno. abby & i r going to try & exercise with kim this yr. i said i was gonna do it, so hot damn, i am. it was a good time though, ha, though we'll see if my body still agrees to that tomorrow...

& alas, i must redeem myself to lindz by quoting this-
noel762: boys r stupid, ha, that's basically the end result of any story
xOoxLiNdZxoOx: exactly
xOoxLiNdZxoOx: boys are buttheads
xOoxLiNdZxoOx: and thats that

haven't had a quiz in a while... this one is pretty lame, but i had to laugh at the verdict it gave me:

A GARAGE-GURL. Youre into loud music, hot guys and
wild fashions. Youre most at ease when youve
got all your mates around you and you like to
party. Boys are a game and youre always on the
ball because you make sure youre always number
one.
Your virtues: Confidence, fun nature, sociability.
Your flaws: Loudness, jealous tendency, need for
attention.


What kind of girl are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
ha, & where do these things come from?

sooo... tonight i was definitely in a special state, but for the record, i did warn u all of this. thank u to abby, kim, & jeremy for being with me. ha, i def found it to be amusing, i hope u all did as well.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF! ha, the wine & cheese just woo, yeah, i dunno. we got ridiculously dressed up & jeremy was our pimp. it was hot no matter how u slice it. i made new friends with some of the 3rd floor girls & told some random ppl to shut up. it was fun.

i got beyonce's album today. man is she HOT.

*swoons* oh, & then there was that party... who waved at me again? who smiled at me? whoah buddy

haha, ok. everyone have a fabulous evening. PAYCE!!

miranda mirahnda, tomato tomahto, my popcorn's almost done -dan is a schizo

"coupling" is a crappy new show. i can't believe it's even on such a major network before 10pm. ppl say it's like "friends", but to me it's as if the "friends" cast adopted the seinfeld 'show about nothing' philosophy, only the nothing is sex. they're just a bunch of inbreds. it's not enticing, it's skank. *shakes head* oh nbc...

tip of the day: if u live in germany & u wanna get houseguests out, feed them cold potato salad. heating it up is supposed to be better for digestion.

we got free pizza & wings tonight. score. after spending hours preparing for a law presentation, that was certainly welcome.

yesterday, i was walking back to my room when i looked into a classroom window. the students were looking at an overhead diagram of the scrotum. that is all.

& cuz i'm just so full of the tips...
** Rules For Living **

1. Never give yourself a haircut.*

2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize"and "You are right."

4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

6. The best advice that your mother ever gave you was, "Go! You might meet somebody!"

7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her--believe them.

8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?

9. Never pass up an opportunity to use the restroom (Bathroom or Toilet)

10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

12. Work is good, but it's not that important.

13. And finally... Be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan. Age sneaks up on you rather quickly! THAT IS FACT, NOT FICTION!

*i happen to believe that everyone should have the experience of cutting their own hair at least once

and remember:
There's nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves. -Jack Handey

socks and "playboy" are the same -my writing prof...

yet another busy busy day... aaand i was once again attacked by a bee. this time, on the balcony. there was also a random spider atop my notebook in media, & ay, it was big & ehh... the girl next to me squashed it dead though. i wasn't going to, i'd just yelp some more...

so, speaking of not liking spiders... "30 minutes" aired tonight. good stuff yo! (if u actually watch it, then u'll understand the spider reference). rachel did! cuz u can view it online u know- observe her current away message:
Yes, Dana, is a Superstar!
Thusly she has reached ranks with her hero, Jesus Christ...

Yeah, thats right, she's like Jesus!
but ya know, she's jewish, so it isn't blasphemy for her to say that. "a jew wrote that joke so it's ok!" just watch the bloody show yo.

hmm...i have so much law jive to take on tomorrow, my head just might EXPLOOOODE. yikes stripes alright. it's more than just a fruit striped gum.

ps- check out "backstage" tomorrow (today) at 6:30 as i slam joey lawrence. i enjoy this one even more than the christina bashing, so be sure to check it out ;)

later my loves

ok, i'm stealing jeff's away message for my QOD, so if it's wrong, ehh:
Owen: "I'm making Sheppard's Pie tomorrow night, is that ok?"
Kiehl: "I don't eat meat, man. That's got beef all in it."
Owen: "Yo, dick! Eat the mashed potatoes on top."
i dunno, i like sheppard's pie, & owen's just damn violent

so yesterday was a good day. we had our first taping for "30 minutes". it was such a good show, if nothing else i get a chance to laugh heartily when i'm with those folks. the other girl & i (yes, there actually is one), courtney, had this amazing sketch highlighting the fact that we were the only chicks. it was full of sexism, so hey, right up my alley since i suck at being a girl. courtney's def a cool gal, she told me that she was glad i was on the show cuz "i wasn't a girly girl". score, i was charmed. anyway, it airs tomorrow (tonight) at 10:30 on channel 16 kiddies... and it's got pizza time! tune in yo. it's a good time.

random fact: In 1954, Trix breakfast cereal was introduced by General Mills. The new cereal, a huge hit with kids, was 46.6 percent sugar.
yikes. that makes moms happy alright.

i think i actually engaged in a conversation about politics today... *shock* & from a politics major! i've also been reading so much stuff on law that my head might just explode. my family does think i'm gonna be a lawyer... don't they realize i'm not jewish. OH! i can still make good brownies though.

Imagination is not a talent of some men, but is the health of every man.--Ralph Waldo Emerson

also yesterday- bees were totally attacking me as i walked to park. i first noticed one hovering about some guy, then i looked down & BAM! there was one all up on my bag. so i'm walking & swatting & shifting all about. yeah. guaranteed no one else noticed the bees. i was the psycho alright. awesome. then today one was perched precariously on the sill at lunch. emily was freaked alright. *shakes a fist* fie on u bees, it's autumn now, i say!

i wish i had a rack-kate. ok, technically after a slight pause she said "for towels", but ehh, i told her i'd quote her out of context for kicks

yeah! time to write about nature! ow ow!

so i decided to turn on the tv for once & alas, sharon osbourne's show was on. first off, she's an awesome lady. secondly, michael buble was on! kim hearts mr michael. she saw him live, so they have an affinity. awh, he's got the harry connick, jr old skewl music vibe going on, so alas, i shall share a bit with u. go fetch up some michael buble, yo:

Kissing a Fool

...You are far
When I could have been your star
You listened to people
Who scared you to death
And from my heart
Strange that you were strong enough
To even make a start
You'll never find
Peace of mind
Till you listen to your heart

Chorus:
People
You can never change the way they feel
Better let them do just what they will
For they will
If you let them
Steal your heart from you
People
Will always make a lover feel a fool
But you knew I loved you
We could have shown them all
We should have seen love through

Fooled me with the tears in your eyes
Covered me with kisses and lies
So far
But please don't take my heart

You are far
I'm never gonna be your star
I'll pick up the pieces
to mend my heart
strange that I was wrong enough
to think you'd love me too
You must have been kissing a fool
I said you must have been kissing a fool...

then mr buble went WOO & really broke it down. work it.

My theory is, I'm just going to wait ten years, look around, and say, "You boys men yet? Okay then, let's get it on."
-jess on how to not get screwed over by boy's immaturity

i'm out of class at 12 tomorrow. what. a. treat.

this was a crazy wked & for so many reasons. personally, i enjoyed the bowling alley. as kimberly got on the ground to sing me some kc & jojo, i was just like awh man, i love this girl. then she and kiehl got me some "gettin' jiggy wit it" on the jukebox & boy did we dance. quality.

i had to come out in the hall cuz i sensed dana's breasts -kate

i also wore my feather boa for a great portion of the day. why u may ask? well cuz it just makes me feel good. u can't not be cool when ur wearing a boa. oh that's right... now aren't u jealous. do u gots da fuzzy boa? i think not.

AY! i also may have eaten an ant(s)! observe as i tell lucia:
noel762 (1:31:32 AM): i took out a milky way... it was smooshed, but a lot of my candy got melted on the way up here
noel762 (1:31:40 AM): so i was like ehh
noel762 (1:31:45 AM): but then i just looked down, & there were 3 little ants crawling about
noel762 (1:31:53 AM): soooo idunno if they were like, on the wrapper & just suddenly popped out
noel762 (1:32:01 AM): or if they were somehow in there
LiLxLushiee (1:32:11 AM): hahaha...
noel762 (1:32:12 AM): thus resulting in my potentially eating them
LiLxLushiee (1:32:20 AM): oh man..
LiLxLushiee (1:32:29 AM): that's the funniest story i've heard
noel762 (1:32:52 AM): well good, i'm glad my misfortune can bring u joy
noel762 (1:32:56 AM): oof... oh well
LiLxLushiee (1:33:48 AM): im sorry..but it is funny
noel762 (1:34:03 AM): i know, i know
LiLxLushiee (1:34:47 AM): well..if it makes you feel any better, I'm sure ants have lots of protein

best wishes for a better wk kiddies.

and-
HOLY CRAP CHRISTINA APPLEGATE WON AN EMMY! that is so hot yo

abby, u r amazing. don't ever doubt that.

profound convo of the day:
me: why do u have such a big bag?
jeremy: why do u have such a big box?
me: oh, the questions never cease...

so today was a good day. finished my media test in 15 minutes, got a package (though no food =( ), had a super night. went out tonight with kim, abby, & ev- ran into emily & some other along the way. score. we saw missing in action, i definitely enjoy them. the drunken hos present weren't so fun but ehh, what can ya do? good times. then we came here & attacked some calzones. i ate the whole thing, whereas everyone else is saving half for tomorrow, cuz i'm a huge pig like that. awesome.

man, i should wash my dishes. *shakes head* i've got barefeet going on & yet still there's a lack of domestication. tsk tsk... i suppose i suck at being a girl yo.

RAH RAH!!

written on mandy's door today (can't recall who actually said it):
to err is human, to forgive- divine

*looks around* isabella no esta aqui.

when i grow up, i wanna be just like you -yvone
only asian -me
you're asian on the inside -yvone
*gasp* how hot is that yo!

"backstage" this evening... holy crap, who even knows how that all came together. tomorrow (tonight) at 6:30 kiddies...

i kept thinking it was thursday today. oy. it was a much better day... but man do i still have tons to do. hot damn.

you're my hero -cat

35.5 bitch points. if i were to kick a friend down the stairwell, grab her by the hair, & make out with her bf in her face, i'd get 100 bitch points. 150 if i spit in her hair... any takers? ;)

alright, here's some zen
Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens. --Carl Jung

rest well my loves

BenNRoxie (3:06:28 PM): i read your blog
BenNRoxie (3:06:31 PM): you misquoted me
BenNRoxie (3:06:45 PM): i said "metaphorically touch me"
BenNRoxie (3:06:54 PM): not theoretically
BenNRoxie (3:09:00 PM): you fail at life
BenNRoxie (3:09:12 PM): way to go
BenNRoxie (3:09:29 PM): now everybody will think i said something that i didn't
BenNRoxie (3:09:39 PM): it means something entirely different
BenNRoxie (3:09:49 PM): grrr
noel762 (3:15:36 PM): my deepest apologies benjamin, i'll be sure to serve up a correction
BenNRoxie (3:23:48 PM): please do
& there it is

so on the way to late night with abby & jeremy, abby was telling me that everyone knows i'm not a bitch. so then i was like but hmm... i wonder what reasoning they could give me for being one... ha, so jeremy has decided to try & help me out. he's was like alright, u get points when u say bitchy things, & when u get to 250, u get a can of cheese. i shot this prize down however cuz 1- it's not real cheese & 2- what does that have to do with being a bitch? we asked abby & kim for input on what would be a good bitch esque prize, & the cheapest thing anyone could come up with was long & ridiculous bitch ass fake nails. i've got 30.5 points right now, but i think he's being generous. apparently i have to stop laughing after the insults, it takes away from the effect. also, i was supposed to say something mean to abby, but alas, she had a bad day so i felt bad. he took away 10 points. look at me, i suck. ha, but ya know, i suppose it's a good thing to NOT be good at being a bitch. hurrah hurrah.

What I fear the most about stress is not that it kills, but that it prevents one from savoring life.--Jean-Louis Seven-Schreiber
everybody: chill the fuck out

that is all folks, g'n

gay ppl can theoretically touch me -ben

ha, so who has class in friends 210? such is the stir of the evening...

awh, EV, thank u =) ur a good friend. being a pal isn't just about physical presence, u know. i'm sorry for accusing everyone of being haters & what not. i'm just used to being cheery so when i feel bad i feel even worse, if that makes any sense. as the golden girls preach, thank u for bein' a friend. abby, kim, u guys rock too! for you folks, i am truly thankful, don't ever doubt that.

*awh, that was a girly moment*

ha, ok. so today had some cool elements. i had to read aloud a piece i had written to my writing class today. i mumbled to the guy next to me that argh, i knew i was gonna get picked cuz i didn't really like my piece. we were supposed to go to a place of nature over the wked, but i didn't do it. i just tried to remember when i went to the park a wk or 2 wks ago or whatever. well i wrote it in one shot, took a much needed/desired nap, edited it slightly & printed it out cuz hey, i hadda get to class. when i finished reading it this one guy said wow & my teacher was all that was excellent writing! ppl said such nice things. i was like awh, i really needed that *tear tear* so then we go to leave & the dude says to me, "so... why didn't u like that? you're a really good writer." score! the written word shant betray me. i was proud.

we had a tech run for 30 minutes. man do i love funny people. good times.

ha, so abby informed me that their going to be auctioning off dates as a fundraiser for the red cross. she wants me to go up for auction. *shakes head* man oh man... ha, we'll see about that. she says i'd bring in the money ;)

ok ladies, here's a make u feel hot quiz. ha, ow ow!

You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves
your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling
he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss
that never lessens and always blows your
partner away like the first time.


What kind of kiss are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
(ha, but no tongue ring.)

just talked to meghan... despite the fact that i haven't slept, i feel as if my sanity level has increased ever so slightly. talking with someone who's known u since u were 11 can help. *mwuh* good kid!

i went to church this evening. i had never gone b4 here at school, so i thought i'd give it a whirl. though i'm still not a big fan of catholicism, i def liked it. it's cool that the ppl there all actually wanna be... no one is dragged by their parents or anything, very casual feel. got to sing a bit which is always cool =) i just wish ppl looked happier to be there. i'd feel out of place to smile, & it's supposed to be a good thing! abby said i'm in the wrong religion. word.

hey kids- break is in a month. cra-zy alright

i'm going slightly mad -queen

i should really just be on drugs. everything would make so much more sense if i were on drugs. i have been so weird lately. yesterday i decided that no one liked me & yelled it in their faces after the fancy dinner we more or less crashed. but then abby & i made kool aid. they said this wasn't true. i think kate was really taking offense to it, then i kinda felt bad cuz i was half joking-half sincere in the notion. abby & i got left behind 3 times though. there was a reason for this madness... ha, well... in the beginning. i don't even know...oof, i'm sorry for that.

fortress party. one heck of a fortress. finally saw 'the goonies'... ehh, not so much. then we watched 'a goofy movie'. man do i love that movie. jules burnt the popcorn... bad. silly julie.

i'm gonna write myself motivational post it notes. i need to stop being so strange & thinking ppl r taking off my door holes & stuff. like i said, i should just be on drugs. this would have all at least had an excuse for being nonsensical if i was on zee drugs.

maybe it's the lack of sleep :/

we only made out. & there's so much more u can do with a girl -insight from jeremy

ay... i'm not feelin' too spunky today. work? yeah? how bout no. hell no says my body. ha, i said some really zany things yesterday & i wasn't even gone. cut my leg working on kim's movie *sigh* such is the plight of the actress i suppose... good times, i'll live. it was interesting though, because my stockings didn't run. when does that happen? i knew i was growing up when i could successfully wear a pair of stockings more than once. score. but yeah, i hadda dress in 'party clothes' for the movie. i felt the need to tell everyone that my top was in fact underwear. it's a camisole, which i accidently deemed a parisole (or however u spell that). that was hot. ben & jeremy tried to throw a bottle cap into my cleav. jeremy won. why? why i ask? ha, 'twas a special evening i suppose. a special evening for all. *closes the story book & leans back in her rocker*

one time, i had testicals -jeff

ay, an interesting evening alright... my room currently bears the scent of drunk. i can't entirely describe it, but ya know what i mean. ha, perhaps that's because it was taken over by them. jeremy dropped in a very interesting state, informed me that relationships suck hairy nipples, proceeded to pour water on his own, & told me i should get a tongue ring. yeah! ev was guarding him. ben had already stalked me home. he invited marina over cuz he wants us to make out. oh silly silly benjamin. this is all after kim & i went to a busted party & filmed a movie. lotta stuff yo, lotta stuff.

gah! *shakes head* i don't even know... oof

i like monkeys though. this much i know.

this song has been in my head, & hey, i dig it yo-
Better Than Ezra
Desperately Wanting

Past the road to your house
That you never called home
Where they turned out your lights
Though they say you'll never know

I remember running through the wet grass
And falling a step behind
Both of us never tiring
Desperately wanting

When they pumped out your guts
And filled you full of those pills
You were never quite right
Deserving all the chills
They say the worst is over
Kicked it over and ran
Then they ask what went wrong
When they turn you on again
They turn you on again.

[Chorus:]
Kick them right in the face
Make them wish they weren't born
And if they bring up your name
Well they'll say you won the war.
Baby burst in the world
Never given a chance
Then they ask what went wrong
When you never had it right

Oh the letters have dropped off
Though they say you got them all
I finally figured out some things you'll never know.
Take back your life and let me inside
We'll find the door if you care to anymore.

I remember running through the wet grass
and falling a step behind
Both of us never tiring
Desperately Wanting.

i spilled 2 glasses of water today. score!

after lunch, something attacked my sinuses. who put a curse on me this time fools? *shakes head in disgust*

some random dude from t12 left me a message on my door. apparently a happily inebriated picture & sticker reading "find my matching bra set" really gets some ppl.

pardon me, i'm suffering from a bad visual currently... uhhhh. ha, ok. that was an unrelated thought. anyway, i was utilizing the wonders of the musicmatch jukebox earlier- it plays music you'd presumably like based on the stuff u listen to normally- fantastic idea. well there was this tori amos song i had never heard b4 & i dunno, i just thought it was cool. apparently she wrote it while on a native american reservation. behold:

strange

strange
Thought I knew you well
Thought I had read the sky
Thought I had read a change
in your eyes
so strange
Woke up to a world
that I am
not a part
except when I can
play it's stranger

After all what were you
really looking for and I wonder
when will I learn
Blue isn't red
everybody knows this
and I wonder
when will I learn
when will I learn
guess I was in
Deeper than I thought I was
if I have enough love
for the both of us

"just stay"
you said
"we'll build a nest"
so I left my
Life
Tried on your
friends
Tried on your
opinions
So when the Bridges froze
and you
did not come home
I put our snowflake
under a microscope

After all what was I
really looking for and I wonder
when will I learn
Maybe my wish
knew better than I did
and I wonder
when will I learn
when will I learn
guess I was in
Deeper than I thought I was
if I have enough love
for the both of us

so strange now I'm finally in the
Party has begun
it's not like I can't feel you still
but strange
what I will leave behind
you call me one more
time
but now I must
be leaving

yeah snow. (note to the weather- that was not a request.)

oh & check this out- jared was kind enough to feature it in an away message so everyone could revel in the joy:
barbie's a jew yo

so today... yeah, totally productive. i actually succeeded in finishing my work by like 10 AND i'm currently doing laundry. yeah, yeah that's right. granted this is the first i'm doing laundry since i got here but uh, that makes it all the more of a magical experience.

so in my span of productivity i read tartuffe for theatre. i was amused when on the second page this one guy tells his daughter's maid:
move, move, you slut
but then... a couple pages later- observe:
tartuffe- for mercy's sake, please take this hankerchief before you speak.
dorine- what?
tartuffe- cover that bosom, girl.
despite the absurdity of the whole play and the incessant rhyming.... score! ha, he totally said bosom. that my friend, was hot.

yeah. so an interesting phenomenon i observed today- things ppl say to signify their presence in the bathroom. this morning our cleaning lady was cleaning my bathroom. there r 2 others yes, but she was in mine. so i go to the first alternative bathroom & knock on the door. the person inside says, "bathroom". bathroom? why yes darling, clearly. i wander down to the next door, knock, & this time i hear, "don't come in." i think that was the voice of beth though, & yeah, she thinks i'm a perv. but seriously, what is the 'appropriate' bathroom terminology? alice (from turkey) told me that she was told to say "occupied". i tend to say "in a sec". hmm... what on earth would miss manners say to this one?

ps i did eventually get to pee. no worries

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JTT!! OW OW!!


whoah buddy, now that's the way to start an entry. oy, so the start of my wk is devilishly busy. today i reminded myself that i'm done with classes at noon on fridays though, & this helped make it a little better... in addition to the cookies... and chocolate pudding... & candy bar. dude, why am i not a heffer? ha, seriously. today kiehl said i have 'mega metabolism', & for this, i am terribly thankful. food rocks yo.

ayy 2 classes on law just might murder me. dios mio.

oh yeah, theatre today:
prof: it's like 2 hours of woe
student: whoah!
prof: no, not joey lawrence whoah
he also theoretically threatened us with a lead pipe & wore a pimp coat. awesome.

never was and never will be
you don't know how you've betrayed me
and somehow you've got everybody fooled

ya know when ya wait on line for a milkshake, u expect it to at least be a good milkshake. *shakes head in disgust*. att ic kids- take note of the weird wooden duck behind the dessert counter at towers. my guess is that it's a nut cracker. kiehl & i both randomly took note of it today & were rather perplexed by its presence. good times.

i should be gay -ben

felt fairly craptastic today. it was just one of those days that starts off feeling crappy & is dedicated to keeping it that way. i listened to some fiona, which never seems to end well. sigh. in talking to ben i said, my existence flutters on the side of theatrics at times. word.

hurrah hurrah. i like raisinets... too bad i've only got them in frickin' fun size!

so today i hadda change one of my piercings today *ooh ooh we'll leave it at an anonymous location* but alas i could not close it on my own. i sought out abby's assistance. ha, meanwhile, suds decided to secretly tape record our conversation. apparently, he needed to use it for his script writing class. so meanwhile, it's terribly ambiguous with abby saying that 'once u get it in, it'll never come out' followed by my yelps & insistence that 'it hurts, but it'll be ok once ya get it in'. then after we're talking about how they make the closures so damn hard & i say, 'i even tried putting it in backwards once & i still couldn't get it'. upon revealing this, suds is giggling like a school girl. oh man... that crazy indian, what has he done?

score, i just found a cookie. looks like tomorrow's gonna be a little brighter.

kim, on life: "oh what a shocking pity no call back for the t2 hotties....damn fuckers dont know what they are missing out on whatever....we'll start our own group and it will be cool because even though youre white we will have some serious ethnic flavor and we will put paul's little band to some serious shame! whatever dude i mean u totally rapped for them and that should have been enough...damn losers! its cool though, we knew that it was coming.....whatever im somewhat drunk right now, i guess thats the best way to get such news, alright whatever"
ha, do we need an explanation

so... fucking dan gets this great idea to attack the first floor with a WATER GUN today. what the h? that boy needs a good smack. oy vey. we didn't even know he was back in town...

holy cow! its like porn!-good ol' kim again

wade robinson's show is one of the crappiest creations i've ever seen. seriously.

ever come across things u don't even remember writing? i do that quite often. i was just going through some files & i came across this poem of sorts & i dunno, just thought i'd share. i'm not really a big poem person.
"your hands taste salty," he informed me
gracious enough
perhaps they are stained with the bitterness of your intentions
i wonder now if i dreamed up the world
gravity pulls all too hard at my heart strings
sleep now my child, sleep if only to awaken
the sun doesn't shine in this town
& every step taken is hinted with salt
ok, that's the extent of culture for the evening. woo woo.

i got no mommy. just the peeps in T2 -yvone

& the word of the night is: weinerrrr... oh man

so tonight we got to meet suds' sister. she'd tell him he was a liar. it was cool. jess told the most amazing story. apparently, when she was little, her mom told her only to interrupt her when she was on the phone if it was an emergency. one day, she & her brother decided it'd be a hoot to tell her that her bed was on fire. "emergency! emergency! mom- your bed is on fire!" their mom ran into her bedroom only to discover that alas, there were no flames. she got mad pissed. jess & her brother were left pondering how this could possibly not be funny. i for one, laughed heartily.

"Anybody see this new gay dating game, 'Boy Meets Boy'? This handsome guy is in this romantic, luxury surrounding with 15 other hunky guys and they go for long walks, hold hands, sit by the fire, and get in the hot tub, and cuddle. But the twist is some of the guys are secretly straight. Let me tell you something. If you're holding hands, making out by the fire, sitting the hot tub, and cuddling, you're secretly gay."
-Jay Leno

yesterday a buttload of us went out for abby's birthday. after trying several different restaurants, we were finally acommodated at applebee's. the food was good. they have soda to go! also, yvone sang really loud.

earlier today, kim & i had auditions for voicestream. ha, sometimes i wonder why i do this to myself. i rapped yo. i am white, & i rapped for a whole room of people. it was a good time. ha, oof.

ya know what's dumb? fun sized candy. it's not "fun" if ya only get 3 jr mints in a box yo. i suppose they work splendidly for halloween, but other than that, just get a real candy bar. ya know ur gonna eat 5 of the little ones anyway so just be honest with yourself.

ok, time to represent:
I scored a 83% on the "How Jersey Are You?" Quizie! What about you?
ha, holla



Love is the beauty of the soul.
St. Augustine

well gee, i *would* start out quoting my theatre teacher but oh that's right, colleen stole them. psha foo. ima do it anyway for all the ppl who only rock my blog. ;) holla
-danish castles r dangerous places
-i can't fart on cue
-i can touch you. i can sit on someone's lap. i can get in someone's face. i can do anything!
if i didn't extract miscellaneous gems from his speech or sit far away enough to poke fun at it the whole time, i just don't know how i'd survive

dan just stumbled into my room. he put my phone in my mac & cheese. that was uncalled for.

"The other day in Rhode Island, a couple was arrested because their three-year-old son accidentally brought a bag of marijuana to his day-care center. The teachers got suspicious at snack time when the boy ate 4,000 animal crackers."
-Conan O'Brien

so switching classes cost me $125. awesome. the most boring, fattest book ever = $110 alone. lucky lucky gal up in herr!

what the hell should i sing for my audition? oy vey. comments welcome!

gah! blogger ate my entry!

when my vagina bleeds... -ben. kinda graphic? why yes, but dude, we knew he didn't have a peen

oof...

the kkk adopted a highway. the joke's on them, it's black- john stewart

so i'm excited today. i got the part on "30 minutes" yo! 1 of 4 people, only chick. *moment of empowerment* now i must prove that chicks can be funny yo, we don't all suck at comedy. i need to find a gimmick... hmm, suggestions? laura suggested "white chick, ghetto ass", but somehow i don't think that's what they have in mind. when i explained that the show is more daily show/wked update esque she said, wow youre like jimmy fallon, but hotter. and a chick. ha, holla. excitement is in the air. i just hope i'm not taking on too much as operation mega involved girl continues. i'm also auditioning for voicestream cuz apparently i like to shudder. oy vey.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAT!! WOO WOO!! -this is in reference to the 3rd

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ABBY!! OW OW!! - & this is in reference to the 4th ;)

ok, it's been a while since the last quiz, pounce!

"Sweet Dreams" (by Eurythmics)
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused


Which 80's Song Fits You?
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you know yvone, she drinks-alice

oy, so my apologies for zee blog being quite chock full of suckage lately. i've basically decided to be hyperactive involved girl. that's what i do. i had an audition this evening which went well overall. i'm going with the most girls suck at being funny & i don't angle. i saw 3 of their auditions, & they weren't funny. hey, i made the camera guy laugh, so we'll see, no? i'm not expecting much though. there were mucho people-o & not too many parts. yep.

"A man is suing Best Buy Electronics after finding a tape in his new camcorder that showed several men having sex with each other. Today, the man received a formal apology from Best Buy and N'Sync."
-Conan O'Brien. oh... snap

yeah, so just now i had the thought to just totally fuck spanish. why am i taking it? it stresses me so. theoretically, i like it. but ya know what, i really don't anymore. i'm thinking of dropping it & picking up constitutional law... hmm. i must decide this by tomorrow since hey, now we only have a wk to mess around with schedules. ugh. thoughts? i mean, i am technically a politics major u know...

oy, so the first 'backstage' meeting is at the same time as auditions for the hip hop dance club! wth yo, that would be so hot

"There's nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves."
-Jack Handey

now that's a thought to dream to...

rain on a bbq, burgers cooked by a vegetarian... what were we doing today? oy

in yvone's blog: In High Fidelity, Rob (J. Cusack) says that we have to be careful when making a mix tape...cause we use other people's poetry to express our feelings...
I think that's a smart thing to say...I really do...
makes sense, no? such is the power of song

audition tomorrow for '30 minutes'... hmm... i dunno man. i'm trying to get involved alright, but ay, audition is never a fun word to come across. sigh.

i will guard her breasts with my life -ben

aerosmith is cool. that's what i'm listening to. u should too... dammit.

ooh la la, pool today. oh no no, closes tomorrow. went today with yvone, col, jazmin, jeremy, & jules. col wore shorts. jeremy has hairy nipples. all in all it was a good time.

hurrah, i'm getting tired & it isnt even that late yet. sigh.