BenNRoxie (3:06:28 PM): i read your blog
BenNRoxie (3:06:31 PM): you misquoted me
BenNRoxie (3:06:45 PM): i said "metaphorically touch me"
BenNRoxie (3:06:54 PM): not theoretically
BenNRoxie (3:09:00 PM): you fail at life
BenNRoxie (3:09:12 PM): way to go
BenNRoxie (3:09:29 PM): now everybody will think i said something that i didn't
BenNRoxie (3:09:39 PM): it means something entirely different
BenNRoxie (3:09:49 PM): grrr
noel762 (3:15:36 PM): my deepest apologies benjamin, i'll be sure to serve up a correction
BenNRoxie (3:23:48 PM): please do
& there it is

so on the way to late night with abby & jeremy, abby was telling me that everyone knows i'm not a bitch. so then i was like but hmm... i wonder what reasoning they could give me for being one... ha, so jeremy has decided to try & help me out. he's was like alright, u get points when u say bitchy things, & when u get to 250, u get a can of cheese. i shot this prize down however cuz 1- it's not real cheese & 2- what does that have to do with being a bitch? we asked abby & kim for input on what would be a good bitch esque prize, & the cheapest thing anyone could come up with was long & ridiculous bitch ass fake nails. i've got 30.5 points right now, but i think he's being generous. apparently i have to stop laughing after the insults, it takes away from the effect. also, i was supposed to say something mean to abby, but alas, she had a bad day so i felt bad. he took away 10 points. look at me, i suck. ha, but ya know, i suppose it's a good thing to NOT be good at being a bitch. hurrah hurrah.

What I fear the most about stress is not that it kills, but that it prevents one from savoring life.--Jean-Louis Seven-Schreiber
everybody: chill the fuck out

that is all folks, g'n