gah! blogger ate my entry!

when my vagina bleeds... -ben. kinda graphic? why yes, but dude, we knew he didn't have a peen

oof...

the kkk adopted a highway. the joke's on them, it's black- john stewart

so i'm excited today. i got the part on "30 minutes" yo! 1 of 4 people, only chick. *moment of empowerment* now i must prove that chicks can be funny yo, we don't all suck at comedy. i need to find a gimmick... hmm, suggestions? laura suggested "white chick, ghetto ass", but somehow i don't think that's what they have in mind. when i explained that the show is more daily show/wked update esque she said, wow youre like jimmy fallon, but hotter. and a chick. ha, holla. excitement is in the air. i just hope i'm not taking on too much as operation mega involved girl continues. i'm also auditioning for voicestream cuz apparently i like to shudder. oy vey.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAT!! WOO WOO!! -this is in reference to the 3rd

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ABBY!! OW OW!! - & this is in reference to the 4th ;)

ok, it's been a while since the last quiz, pounce!

"Sweet Dreams" (by Eurythmics)
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused


Which 80's Song Fits You?
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