hmm... so i may be working at ren fair. interesante. i'll get to dress up & see some breasts. score! ha, yeah... cat's boss wants lots of lovely ladies so alas it seems as if i'll be working there on zee wkeds in august with she & miss smarcus. we'll be in the leather shop though, so that kinda troubles me... animals :/ i'll hafta be trying to convince ppl to buy products i don't approve of. this is why it is a hmm...

more weird dreams last night. i woke up thinking about cutting fabric. what the hell.

i think my hair grew rather muchly... perhaps it's just cuz i constantly pull it back for work that i take note of it more so when it's actually down, but oy.

ay, i hadda get up at 7 this morning cuz of our lovely shitastic meeting a la work. yeah, nothing positive... that is unless u consider a reward hotline for turning in dishonest employees to be. goodness gracious. retail is a beast yo. save yourselves.

sarah made me a sandwich today. i was all yeah, that's right bitch. well, actually cat & i just stopped in at the deli where she works. but i was still all like yeah, u'd best be makin' me that sandwich bitch. ...ya know, or more like thanks...bitch. ehh, maybe i didn't even call her a bitch since it was free. but ya know, bygones.

ima paint my room orange. i love orange. it's bright & cheery but not yellow. charming. charming i say.

holy crap, this very page is orange. :0 no frickin' way!

i feel like i should meditate or something. my head just feels so crammed with jive, i don't even know. oof... the deli makes u smell like meat

argh, this seems very journal esque. i'm sorry blog. i like to have anecdotes to share, stories to tell... but alas, trivial facts. lo siento mama. pero esta mama no es una loca "ho". ay pardon. *shakes head & turns to leave*