7.04.2003

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances; if there is any reaction, both are transformed. -Carl Jung

so hey man, i'm apparently a word warrior. yep, that's right, an internet quiz said so & therefore it *must* be true:
Denver, you are a WORD WARRIOR!
This means you have exceptional verbal skills. You can easily make sense of complex issues and take and unusually creative approach to solving problems. Your strengths also make you a visionary.

ooh, yay. ha, is it not ironic that there's a typo in that schpiel? i cut & paste it. i am a warrior, i can spell... dammit.

hmm...today. ay, i've been doing a lot of talking lately with a bunch of different people. perhaps my biorhythms are requesting it or something. meghan asked me to go dancing tonight, which probably would have been good for me, but alas- stupid ol' work tomorrow. & on a day of independence! psha

"In a speech last week, president Clinton complained that the Bush Administration is erasing all of his accomplishments. Today, the Bush Administration said all they did was steam clean the rug in the oval office."
-Conan O'Brien

speaking of biorhythms, ryan had some dream that he & i found some house in PA with old ceramic dolls. that same day i thought i saw him at my work, which makes absolutely no sense. oh yeah, crazy, right?
ha, or i LIE

well apparently my hair must look rather natural cuz no one seems to be really questioning. who knew that attempting to put in blonde streaks would blend my brown with ma red? well that's what happens when ur hair is too dark for ur dye kiddies. cat really wants blonde in her hair for whatever reason, but it turned red yo. i love red, but she don't. (yes, doesn't, i know... i'm a frickin' warrior REMEMBER?) apparently this is my fault? psha miss catherine, i know how to dye hair. i dunno, i think it looks fine, however not as expected. crazy dark haired fool

i got OW OWed at this evening. he was probably 14, but that's cool. i feel like that as a woman, i should find such acts degrading. ...but yeah, feminists, i just don't get u. ha, i suck.

evanescence is not linkin park with a chick, for the record. i dunno why i fancy them, but i do. it's probably just a phase, but ehh, they're no linkin part foo

in brian, who i don't feel like explaining, 's IM info (yeah grammar) he's got
THIS IS BRIAN
I AM IN NISKAYUNA
STILL, I AM LIKE WHOA

i dunno why exactly i find this to be amusing. the still is in reference to his IM having been like that about school too. i dunno, he's the first person i heard use the 'like whoa' lingo. i'm still unsure as to how i feel about it

i don't find the whole list to be amusing enough to post, so here are just a few:
** PRODUCTS WE COULD DO WITHOUT **
** Inflatable Furniture:
Nothing boosts the ego more than sitting on a couch and
popping it.
** Crayons That Smell:
Oh, good, let's give kids another reason to eat them.
** Those Crocheted Kleenex Box Covers:
Kleenex does not get chilly.
** Rubber Clothing:
Because you shouldn't bounce if you fall down the stairs.
** Doggie Sweaters:
Fido is not Mr. Rogers, nor does he want to be Mr. Rogers.
** Thong underwear:
Nothing leads to insanity faster than a perpetual wedgie.


yeah, so thongs really are crazy though. to me, wearing one is almost like a planned event. well, not an event per se, but ya never stop being aware that whoah buddy, ur wearin' a thong. ur ass is, let us say, like whoa. i always loved those girls in hs who'd have them hanging out of their pants. oh yeah, cuz that's sexy. i dunno, i suppose i just don't see the allure of having ur ass hanging out like that. to me, attaining them was more out of curiousity than of a great need to have my rear exposed to the elements. ugh, but still, i say them instead of one... perhaps i too have gotten caught up in their web of seduction. is it really a perpetual wedgie? yes, yes it is. ppl say that "you can't feel it", but ya know what, after a while ya don't feel ur watch either. oh it's there buddy, that thong is up yo ass. & when u remember, cuz u will remember, u will acknowledge this. no panty lines? yes. no wedgie? they lie my darlin', oh they lie.
ay, me & the underwear...
i'm sorry

You are Peace
You are Peace.

You are at peace with your self and the world
around you. You have balance in your life and
exude tranquility from every pore of your body.
People are constantly asking you "what is
your secret?"


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