Auto response from GirlySchmo: I know I told you I'd be true, but Dana got a big ole butt, so I'm leavin' you. *see ya*

well hello there ma sexy baby love. what up.

so today a whole bus load of senior citizens invaded my work. senior citizen discount day of course. i remember megan, who i used to work with, saying that they were so rude & that there were so many of them that they made her cry. i'll admit, i was a bit afraid when i saw all that white hair hobbling its way through the door, but all was well. they're funny though. they get annoyed when their big whopping 10% off discount isn't applicable. *it can't be used in addition to sale items*. so they'll get a picture frame or something that's 30% off & get annoyed that they "don't get anything for being a senior". math people. math. there was one old guy that ya just know was the bad ass joker of the group. he kept talking about how this older woman in front of him was holding up the line & he whacked her with the chair pad he was purchasing. when i told him that his total was $9.59 he looked at his watch & said no, it's 2:36 so that's all i should hafta pay. ooh, tricky tricky, no? he even had one of those jazzed up i'm-too-good-for-pushing-wheels-so-i-use-this-nifty-joystick wheelchairs. word. this was an amusing senior. man, i'm gonna b such a cool old lady.

some girl bought gum today & offered me a piece. i declined, but i thought that was so sweet cuz she was just a random shopper. 3 cheers for her yo, for that was extremely cool.


& after all these months, there is still love-
oceanica83 (11:21:34 PM): dana, i just needed to tell you how entertaining i find your blog to be, and i appreciate the work you put into it every post. kudos.
noel762 (11:23:06 PM): awh shucks
noel762 (11:23:07 PM): thnx abby
oceanica83 (11:23:15 PM): no prob bob

ever have everything make sense & then in one instance what was sensical is no more? yeah man. take that one back to full house.

i just got off the phone with alexis =) good times. though i don't actively OMG MISS MISS MISS ic friends, good golly is it good to talk to them. alayhas was/is my first ic connection *tear tear* ha.... i'm up for calls kiddies.

ook, i think i'm gonna attempt to scurry up some food, & then most likely frolic on to sarah's. holla.

PEACE OUT CUB SCOUT!

ps- this is bloody awesome. i may have shared it with some of u previously... because it is bloody awesome


Popular Songs Translated Into Japanese and Then Translated
Back into English

=Eminem, "Without Me": "There Is No I"

=P. Diddy, "I Need A Girl (Part Two)": "As For Me The Girl Who
Is Needed (As For Section Two)"

=The Calling, "Wherever You Will Go": "As For The Place Where
You Go Being Wherever"

=George Strait, "Living And Living Well": "To Live Well,
Existence"

=Pink, "Don’t Let Me Get Me": "Me The Fact That I Am Obtained
Does Not Have To Be Permitted"

=Ludacris, "Move Bitch": "Portable Female Dog"

=Darryl Worley, "I Miss My Friend": "I Let Escape My Friend"

=The Hives, "Hate To Say I Told You So": "I So Called To Hatred
You Who Are Said"

=The Strokes, "Hard To Explain": "In Order To Explain Eagerly"

=Bruce Springsteen, "Born To Run": "It Can Withstand The Fact
That It Moves"

holla BACK