hmm, i don't particulary feel like typing, so here's a convo with laura instead. she enjoys being bloggified

so... apparently she feels that her car is possessed. christine-esque. oy vey.
(slightly edited for time & space)
LolaAnn816 (11:06:30 PM): well, i have a theory now.
LolaAnn816 (11:06:42 PM): this car and i have ben pitted against each other since my dad got it
LolaAnn816 (11:06:45 PM): i dont like it, it doesnt like me.
LolaAnn816 (11:06:50 PM): we glare at each other
LolaAnn816 (11:06:53 PM): i hate it
LolaAnn816 (11:06:58 PM): ill admit im not nice to it
noel762 (11:06:58 PM): uh huh
LolaAnn816 (11:07:24 PM): and now im convinced
LolaAnn816 (11:07:27 PM): that it ORCHESTRATED this
noel762 (11:07:31 PM): right...
LolaAnn816 (11:07:31 PM): to get back at me
LolaAnn816 (11:07:40 PM): since me and the car are essentially vying for my father's affections
noel762 (11:07:49 PM): well given that it's a machine, u'll find this case hard to prove to daddy dearest
LolaAnn816 (11:08:37 PM): its done this bec it knows my father will be angry
LolaAnn816 (11:08:39 PM): but what it DOESNT know
LolaAnn816 (11:08:50 PM): is that my fathr is still ultimately more concerned with my and my car
LolaAnn816 (11:08:56 PM): ie the pontiac that holds my fathers heart
noel762 (11:09:00 PM): i c
noel762 (11:09:21 PM): well gee, i bet the honda's oil just started bubbling once it caught sight of that forgiveness
LolaAnn816 (11:09:32 PM): oh, im sure its angry
LolaAnn816 (11:09:35 PM): probably seething
LolaAnn816 (11:09:38 PM): 'thwarted again'
LolaAnn816 (11:09:40 PM): oh litle honda.
LolaAnn816 (11:09:44 PM): you ut your nose to spite your face
LolaAnn816 (11:09:45 PM): and now
LolaAnn816 (11:09:51 PM): not only have ytou not accompished anything
LolaAnn816 (11:09:55 PM): but youre even uglier now, too!
LolaAnn816 (11:09:58 PM): HA! MUAHAHAH!
noel762 (11:10:31 PM): yikes
LolaAnn816 (11:10:37 PM): however now i will be pulling out the big guns.
LolaAnn816 (11:10:45 PM): im not quite sure what thoe are yet
LolaAnn816 (11:10:49 PM): but ill figure something out
LolaAnn816 (11:10:58 PM): spray some noxious odorant in there maybe
LolaAnn816 (11:11:03 PM): or ill throw mud at it.
noel762 (11:11:05 PM): right, right
LolaAnn816 (11:11:09 PM): ill let the dog pee on the tires
LolaAnn816 (11:11:12 PM): yeah
LolaAnn816 (11:11:15 PM): thatll REALLY piss it off.
LolaAnn816 (11:11:22 PM): *plots*
noel762 (11:11:22 PM): ooh
noel762 (11:11:27 PM): that one stings
noel762 (11:11:31 PM): let the dog inside
LolaAnn816 (11:11:34 PM): yes. well.
noel762 (11:11:35 PM): have him sit his testicals on it (*her dog has massive testicals which are somehow always in all too clear of view)
LolaAnn816 (11:11:40 PM): muhahaha!
LolaAnn816 (11:11:44 PM): brilliant!
LolaAnn816 (11:12:00 PM): and ill bring phoebe in it (*her other dog)
LolaAnn816 (11:12:10 PM): her horrible breath will dissuade the bastard from ever messin with me again
noel762 (11:12:26 PM): well now this is just down & dirty
LolaAnn816 (11:12:33 PM): one has to do what one has to do.

there's a woman in the frame shop at my work who could very well be mrs clause. chew on that one...

yep