stealing ben's away message...
jeff(8:02:30 PM): I bought a toaster oven
Auto response from ben (8:02:30 PM): Zzzz...oh, it's you, Zzzz
jeff(8:03:36 PM): I know you must've been concerned about that for next year... but now you won't have to
jeff signed off at 8:03:45 PM.
ha, oh man... ya know, i miss my boys

hurrah. business + weird mood = no recent blogging


** Why English Is So Hard To Learn **

** A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

** After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.

** At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass
drum.

** He could lead if he would get the lead out.

** I did not object to the object being moved.

** I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

** I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.

** Since there is no time like the present, he thought it
was time to present the present.

** The bandage was wound around the wound.

** The buck does funny things when the does are present.

** The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.

** The farm was used to produce produce.

** The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

** They were too close to the door to close it.

** When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
ha, johnny says we (as in the rest of the world) blame everything on the british.., well uh, that's why.

went to nyc yesterday. met some london folk & had my first ride on the subway. oh what do ya know, goin' back tomorrow. i could so never live there. as london boy gaven said, 'the ppl don't smile enough here! if i lived here, that would be my goal, to make them smile more'. right on. smile dammit

i really hope we get to see a musical. man do i love musicals. ha! i saw a billboard of caberet with jon secada. como se dice creepy? ha, oy

i've got a patriot bandaid on my toe. now that's hot ;)

happy birthday david hasselhoff! ow ow!

today a paula abdul song came on & janet commented on how she had been married to 'that mighty ducks guy'. thank u! i piped. dude, i so knew that. paula & emilio were an item yo. someone else actually remembers.

oh shut up, u do care.

i've got that stacie orrico song in my head. she was a muy popular christian singer u know.

ooook. i don't really feel much like writing. i haven't exactly been terribly cheery lately quite honestly, but alas, i shall be gone for a couple days so i wanted to give u fine kids something to chew on. places to go, ppl to see...

& what's that? quizzes to take?!

ha, this one is quite amazing indeed...


You're Exotic Dancer Barbie. You have some moves,
and will do anything for a few bucks. Take it
off girl, but keep it PG-13 please.


If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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