ay, crazy times yo...

yvone- would u pay to have sex with dana?
ben- definitely

yeah, so clearly things were kooky. somehow while sitting in the hallway, my underwear became the topic of discussion. it's common knowledge that my underwear drawer is generally open. why do u ask? i dunno, i'm not big up on shutting the drawers? i'm not used to having a room that is public access. plus i don't really care, i have nice underwear. ben confirmed this, stating that he likes my underwear & that it's going to waste. he suggests that i become a slut. interesting. this was when yvone inquired as to if he'd pay to have sex with me, jeff agreed that he would as well. later they both offered to molest me. uhm... down boys, down.

T2 is a crazy place.

today my environmental politics class was stormed by peace protesters. i'm not entirely sure how i feel about all of this. the war has started kids, let's get that much established. then some guy came in with his rottweiler saying that he was sorry, but he hadda bring him to class. my prof said it was definitely like the good ol' days...

i love cheddar

at late night, abby told me that she could see me as the next judy bloom. she pointed out however that my books may get too perverse & turn children into lesbians. but we need more of those she said. good to know.

heh, i copped a feel of ben's man boobs

yeah, so i got an email from Farm_Lovin called Like Porn with Girls and Horses? ha, what the h is that? seriously...

today i was catching up on cornell boy's entries & came across this- http://www.yourethemannowdog.com oh the things ppl will do...

alright, i should pretend to sleep now cuz i'm an ass & i don't actually sleep enough. sigh. ay, as i read over the things i've just nonchalantly typed, i see what abby means by perverse & am once again assured that college has certainly brought me more brash & sass... what up dawg