oh will, parents just don't understand:
my dad: yourmom? what r u looking at yourmom for?
me: yourmom.com, it's where my email is
my dad: what? ur not a mom
great, now he thinks i've been knocked up.

so... we have no water. sexcellent. mike (who's the best) & his plumber boss r coming to fix it in the morn'. oh sigh. no water ain't cool at all. i just might be coming to a shower near u ;)

hurrah. went to the mall today & OH bought some underwear. if i had to declare an addiction, i'd seriously say it's to underwear. there is no reason in the world that i need more of it. this time we rocked la senza. apparently it's the big thing in canada. i dunno, it's nice i guess, but i'm still kinda scoff scoff about it since it's not vicky's. good golly, not only am i an addict, but to a brand name... oh sweet satins & mesh prints, what have u and all ur demi goodness done to me?

ok, here's an email. we haven't done THAT in a while...
TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO JOIN E-MAILERS
ANONYMOUS

10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom, and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

9. Your firstborn is named Dotcom.

8. You turn off your Computer and are suddenly filled with a feeling of emptiness, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

7. You spend half of a plane trip with your laptop in your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.

6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

5. You find yourself typing "com" after every period.com

4. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

3. You move into a new home and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

2. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. [:-)

1. Immediately after reading this list, you e-mail it to someone.


oh man. yvone? back at ic? they've got my asian. *snaps a pencil in half* now i am officially jealous.

today i stumbled across an article on pop star's lack of grammar. "I can't get any satisfaction" would be correct, but it is utterly without soul. To be grammatical here would be to write Muzak instead of music. It would be completely unsatisfying, not unlike the Britney Spears cover of this same song. bashing britney? awh, well who doesn't enjoy that? check it out

Every blade of grass has its Angel that bends over it and whispers, "Grow, Grow"
--The Talmud
awh, a cute visual, no?

peace love & cheddar* kiddies
(*cheddar can be substituted for rice for the lactose intolerant)