i smell like a dog -smarcus

today i went out to lunch with cat & sarah. yeah ladies. i miss them when i'm gone :( good ol' karl IMed me earlier though to say that the world of ic is still stunning & great to get back to. certainly good to hear, since now home wishes to tug at me heart strings, arrr.

home also inspires me to be a pirate, apparently.

dana cares. dana is a carebear.-rachel
i'm not a carebear... i have genitals-dana
my mistake-rachel

sarah & i ran into mrs kaicher in a&p. awh, she's so darn cute. she says we always look so happy. ha, no, there is no wedding date set.

ha, so it's funny to read the away messages of all the college newbies. orientation fun & such... oof. it's funny how one yr away can make u feel like such a veteran.

ehh, my body kinda hurts. just in general, let's go with that. necessito un "massage". hmm... i haven't done the whole random picture search thing in a while. let's look up massage shall we. maybe they'll be hot asian porn involved! wahaha.

ohhh i'm just joshin' *slaps at ur shoulder*


does anyone ever really drink champagne out of high heels? i just thought of this...


ha, is that a back? i can't really tell...


awh, haha, baby massage...


somehow this looks more like murder than love


alright, goodnight my darlings *mwuh!*