"It's been reported that five young men in Baghdad have started a boy band modeled after N'Sync and the Backstreet Boys. If this is true, it means that Iraq may finally have acquired a weapon of mass destruction."
-Conan O'Brien

hark! it was actually a nice day out today. kids r getting out of school so joy, work was jam packed with fun. there was an old guy with an irish accent though, so that was cool... oy, someone asked me if we sell car air fresheners. uhm, it's a craft store buddy. seriously, ppl r stupid. i have been asked for the most insane things. a few days ago, someone asked if we have "those pads u put in shoes that don't fit right". there's even a shoe store in the same lot a few stores down. ppl often ask about greeting cards, i suppose this i can understand... but cigarettes?! why on earth with a craft & fabric store have cigarettes... oy, personally though, i still think my favorite inquiry was as to if we sell swimming trunks... oh my

i'm currently all up on the scrapbooking. i'm such an old lady. ha, speaking of which, i developed a random roll of film & it turned out to b from the monkees concert i went to like a yr ago. craziness, i totally thought that film had been ruined. good times yo, good times indeed.

hmm... i got something for yvone today. give me ur address u fiend! *teehee*

dude, mary kate and ashley also have their own caller id phone & boom box. no wonder why they're worth 2 billion... hot hot hot!

i talked to jeff earlier. in a nut shell i told him that i'd accompany him to a historical dance party if he wore an orange top hat- holla. yes, i realize this is vague. ha colleen! i can do it too. ha! i say

a kid came in to my work today with a rat tail midway down his back... braided. he was reading hp5 as his mom shopped. laughing audibly, the little guy had to b literally like, shoved from place to place he was so into it. them fans b hardcore yo. i suppose i just don't get it.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.
--Friedrich Nietzsche

alright, yay.


How Golf is like Urinating in a Public Restroom

10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width
apart.
9. Form a loose grip.
8. Keep your head down.
7. Avoid a quick backswing.
6. Stay out of the water.
5. Try not to hit anybody.
4. If you are taking too long, you should let others go ahead
of you.
3. You shouldn't stand directly in front of others.
2. Be quiet while others are about to go.
1. Keep strokes to a minimum.

g'n mac