* Top 10 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans *
1- The sleight of hand, fake fetch throws. You fooled a dog!
What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

so wow, work actually didn't suck today. i got to work with this new girl meg most of the day. she's 20 & she has curly hair. she was telling me how glad she was to find that there was someone not 16 working there, ie me. awesome. we're now awkward aged pals together- not quite girls yet... not quite women. ahh yes, thank you britney, where would a gal's reasoning be without ya?

so what's this? yvone goes back to her homeland & her crazy lil' asian pals help her work up the mother of all blogs? psha... thinking u could show me up... just watch out yo. watch it.

is this funny? The other day I saw this T-shirt that said, 'I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.' Some people laugh at that, but I didn't think it was funny at all, so I told my girlfriend to take it off.-Arj Barker. ehh, not so much

so, i watched last comic standing again. anyone else? if so, wth is up with that spikey haired lady? como se dice NOT FUNNY. man, i wanted the lesbian look alike to get it... ps i realize that to the majority of u this may not be surprising.

i hate the point in the night where ur kinda hungry, but not quite hungry enough to eat cuz hey, u'll b sleeping soon anyway... but ay, hungry enough that this solution of sleep just ain't good enough. hurrah. i am so there. so there i say!

ook... how bout an email:
Due to increasing products liability litigation, liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all
containers:

!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra.

!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.

!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.

!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
your friends over and over again that you love them.

!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think
you can sing.

!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at
four in the morning.

!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
can logically converse with members of the opposite sex
without spitting.

!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in your getting your
ass kicked.

!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over
in the morning and see something really scary.

!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than
most people.

!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
you are invisible.

!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.

!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance
in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to
literally disappear.

!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy

i have bif naked "moment of weakness" in my head. word.

ok what the hell, how bout a quiz too. i'm feelin' like a giver alright...


You are Brian Molko!


Who are you?
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i'll admit that i don't know how this quiz got so popular since it's basically one girl asserting what she thinks is cool but uh, well, she knocks avril & thinks i rock. so that's always fun.

aaand now i have stp in my head... how does this happen i say...