According to a study at the University of Valencia in Spain, attractive men produce the best quality sperm. That seems odd to me. I would think unattractive men would produce the best quality sperm because afterall, they do it by hand."
-Jay Leno
kinda rank, but more so amusing

i think i just agreed to go clubbing with meghan tomorrow night... lured by the thoughts of dancing & glitter. ha, now i'm wondering what i'm getting myself into... yeah!

i got written up at work today, that was cool. apparently my drawer was short the other day. am i getting fired? no, but i didn't appreciate the accusatory looks i recieved from my manager. man, if i were gonna rip them off i'd take more than a couple bux. but oh wait, i wouldn't rip them off. i just come in whenever they need me & do whatever they ask me to, but ya know, whatever

grandma didn't win the $180 mil, but last week she did score 7 bux. yeah grandma.

when i got in this evening my fam was watching signs. uhm, yeah. that movie still sux

i've got some song in my head. it's like i don't know why sometimes i get frightened then somethin' about not lyin'. i heard it while in transit today but alas i can't remember the words... though i was of course singing it at the time. that always gets me. when a song is on ya know how it goes, then later ya try & explain it to someone else & the lyrics suddenly become a series of blahs & oh wait- blaaaahhhhhs. good times indeed.

yeah, so i love no doubt. i've been loving them since 7th grade, but alas, i can't stop. i was listening to rock steady today & i was just like yeah man, this b slammin'. as much as i'll think gwen can b stupid, i enjoy when she throws out those lovely girly lines like let's talk about how much you like me, and all that. she is a girl yo. though she's funky, i suppose she's allowed to be an idiot sometimes cuz yeah, we all r. & come now, we both dig the black eyeliner. ugh, i can't find return of saturn. hey t2 kids, anyone got my cd? cuz i certainly don't & i know i had it to begin with... i just know that i lent a lotta ppl cds... grr. but yeah, i enjoy them. if u disregard the song that i just claimed was in my head, i'll throw another at u- running, that's been in my head as well:
Be, be the one I need
Be the one I trust most
Don't stop inspiring me
Sometimes it's hard to keep on running
We work so much to keep it going
Don't make me want to give up
sing it gwen, sing it.

the kids r graduating in a couple days yo. *sniff sniff* sarah & i were talking today about how different things are now from a year ago. yeah, some of it's the same, but wow. it's whacked how that happens. i don't miss hs though. i enjoyed it thoroughly, & now with a new class of graduates i can certainly look back fondly & affirm that that era has certainly said goodbye. oh sigh, sigh sigh sigh. as good ol' bob said, the times they r a-changin'. why yes bob, & i do believe that they shall continue to, so amen to that.

so.. yeah, whatever. i'm in a relatively good mood for 1219, knowing that i have to get up in 7 hrs, i feel.

alright, how bout some email fun? it's been a while...


Things It Takes Most Of Us 50 years to learn:

-The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.

-You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.

-You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

-The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

-There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is: age 11.

-There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

-People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

-If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

-The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

-If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and he decides to deliver a message to humanity, he will NOT use as his messenger a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle or in some cases, really bad make-up too.

-You should not confuse your career with your life.

-A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter/janitor, is not a nice person.

-No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

-When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

-Your true friends love you, anyway.

-Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

*shakes it fast* damn straight yo. sleep well kiddies ;)