Thank you Kim and Dana for giving me Natalie. You are good people. -jeff commenting on how Natalie Portman suddenly appeared on his buddy list- i am good ppl yo

man, i had a bagillion thoughts b4 when the internet was craptastic, now i'm at a loss. let's see... today today...

colleen managed to get orange soda to escape me. first i made her choke on a peach, but alas, the liquids take it to a new level. orange soda, allover my chicken nuggets & fries yo. it's actually kind of a nice change of pace to have someone get me. i don't think i've had the experience since 8th grade. today, it went something like this-
me (commenting to jeff on putting pepper on his mac & cheese): why are u putting pepper on that?
colleen (in a very low & serious tone): because we hate him
me: *laugh cover mouth laugh snort dribble laugh dribble choke dribble laugh*
colleen & jeff: laughter, laughter, & mo' laughter
(jeff is confused) did i miss something?
yep that's right kids, she barely did a damn thing. perhaps that's why it was so funny. i don't know, what can i say, i'm a laugher & everyone knows it.

yvone moved into the first floor *woo woo* it's where it's at alright.

every room i went into this evening seemed to b facing a diff't trauma. mostly a lotta boy jive. wth boys. i know that it's a general consensus that girls r complicated & that they tease & rah rah rah... but ay, u guys give us a run for our money, let me assure u. basically, RAH. i'll just leave it at that.

cornell boy said i'm sassy. steve said that b4 too, am i sassy? i think i like the sound of that.
sas·sy1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ss)
adj. sas··si·er, sas··si·est
Rude and disrespectful; impudent.
Lively and spirited; jaunty.
Stylish; chic: a sassy little hat. -courtesy of dictionary.com
ok, aside from the first one, it's a positive word. but did u also know that it's a west african tree? don't say i never gave u anything. pearls of wisdom my dears, pearls of utter wisdom.

i'm starring in alexis & emily's movie on saturday, woo woo. being the guinea pig of their projects amuses me somehow.

oh, marina is "da bomb", even if she didn't get a chance to check out the entre.

wow, laura is on fire tonight. let us highlight some of her choice moments:
-aw that wouldve been nice of them in a 'lets watch dana almost die silently' type of way.
-confusion just breeds. it's like it finds you.
-laura: ive seriously been like a coke addict all day. my brain is *everywhere*. im like 'world issues, bush, look! a puppy! one time, when i was little, there was this monkey..'. it's weird. although its amusing to watch others stutter and blink in my wake of mass confusion.
me: like a hummingbird on crack, it seems
laura: haha yes. i like that description

ok, that's enough for tonight i suppose. wang chung, bring on the wked

laura = friend from home yo. when i think of laura, i think of my car. we do a lot of talking in my car. laura knows the floor plan of the mall like the back of her hand. whenever i get discombobulated, i think man, i should call laura... she used to throw out money, which completely baffled me. when i used quick math skills to estimate how much laura had thrown away since 6th grade, she was bloody amazed. yeah kids, dont do that. laura & i talk on IM all the time, it's a good thing.