"John Edwards is in trouble for patting the head of a wheel chair bound person at a campaign stop. Edwards apologized and said that he should have put the bumper sticker elsewhere."
-Conan O'Brien

oh john... ohhh john. i don't feel inspired to talk about this one right now, but yes, i think cheney won. perhaps more elaboration later- gotta at least *try* and be fair.

but for now, a wonderful cartoon brought to you by ryan. japanese children are given comics without captions to help out with their english skills. sometimes, hilarity ensues. observe: