In Washington, D.C. a warning was issued that the tap water isn't safe to drink. President Bush also accused the water of being gay.
-Conan O'Brien

oh hark! news on both of these men.
1- thursday in williams 225 @ noon, there will be a movie called "the jesus factor" regarding the influence of religion on the w's politics.
2- conan's movin' on up. the tonight show is such a traditional style, whereas he is zany... i have yet to decide how i feel about this. but it also means mad dough for my favorite gangly irishman. props to ma homedawg

ha, AYyY!