5.21.2004

i get my horoscope sent to me everyday in my email. while yes, i will admit to having some faith in the mystery of astrology, i can't say that i truly rely on keen horospopes. today mine said, Your love life is beginning to improve based on the talk out there about you. ...the talk? dude, that makes me sound like a HUSSY. let's have some sensitivity next time horoscope folk, no? ha, ay.

also, i just finished watching EdTV, which was better than i had anticipated, surprisingly enough. dude, how much would it suck for ur ex to be on tv all the time? not cool. i mean granted, i personally wouldn't want to be on tv all the time, but for those of u who haven't seen the movie, there r multiple scenarios in which this comes into play. for example, ed's gal who he's on the outs with gets to watch him make out with elizabeth hurley. rough. granted, the 'other woman' is generally not in such model form. but that's still rough... cuz ya know u'd watch it on occassion, ha, even though u know that nothing positive can possibly result. such is human nature. oh bother.

off tomorrow (today) ;)

fun for YOUUUU-

** KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! **

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if
you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and
she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10

ha, yeah sexism

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get
to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough. - Lynnette, age 8

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich. - Pam, age 7

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like
a truck. - Ricky, age 10

apparently this young man is not a sisqo fan. oh sigh.

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