According to officials at the Social Security office, more and more parents are naming their children after cars. This past year there were 353 girls named Lexus and 25 girls named Infiniti. You know who I feel sorry for? The 3 girls named Hummer. -Jay Leno

well this was a rather enjoyable wked. weather = sooo nice. fabulous. hard to believe that in a wk, i'll be on my way home right now...

so ev agrees on this whole 'but at the same time' thing. i did a search through my blog (there's a feature, i didn't actually read the entries, that would be ridic) to find the phrase. it came up once, in the last entry. so i dunno man...

Readers of a London magazine voted Christina Aguilera the year's top role model. The name of the magazine is Skanky Ho Monthly. -Conan O'Brien

more ppl should have parties in basements. it's less crowded all around, authority figures can't find the craziness, and basements are generally not as hot as well, anywhere else. word.

ay, so last wk i def had a spurt of productivity. right now? not so much. gahhh the list of things to do remains the same my friends. granted, i could be tackling that matter right now. note this example of exemplification. ha, oof...

this is definitely different. religion + legos... for thee with ADD