& today's completely out of context quote...
i have a small penis -rachel

gahhh! just missed dana carvey on leno. and for no good reason. not cool.

but random clips of walker texas ranger on conan? love it. they're talking about ratings ploys for sweeps wk, & conan speaks of a redecorating show called 'while u were wasted.' the premise? lockiong someone up with a case of vodka, & coming back the next morning to see what they did. & the host is like, u tried to cook eggs in ur toaster? i guess i was hungry i especially like the shoe in ur speaker guess it wasn't playing loud enough
& then there's a random mailbox. hot damn do i love conan. hot damn indeed.

ay, i was supposed to get my hair cut yesterday but then OH our hot water heater decided to spew h20 allover my basement instead. but no fear, magical mike & his plumber pal kevin were over in a flash to remedy the matter. no haircut though, for a barber michael is not. oh sigh.

so dude, i worked at vicky's secret today. they're remodeling, so i got to help sort through panties for hours on end. cat asked rachel & i if we'd like to do it, & i'm po' so i was like bring it. oh yeah, & then i frickin' love underwear. we were going through this one style, & i was like man, imagine if these were all mine... but then i realized that they were smalls & my non white girl esque ass would be just too much for them to handle. rachel responded with, that would be ur hell. all this underwear, & none of it fits.
rough.