ripped straight out of lauryn's profile:

"If your boyfriend hates buying you tampons, he's an idiot. A child. A man buying tampons is a man who gets laid because there's not a man on this planet who needs tampons for himself. You should hold those tampons over your head and go, 'My ladyfriend is bleeding! I am a good boyfriend! I am taking care of her! We have sex on a regular basis and we're responsible about it so now she's on her period! Yes, that's right, we had another successful month of having sex without getting pregnant! Three cheers for me and my penis!'"

3 cheers indeed.

noel762: (ps u don't have a penis)
rAmcalley: yeah i d...
rAmcalley: oh SHIT

no tampons for ram tonight.