so when i got dressed today, trying hard to abide by my work's stupid dress code i was thinking this, but leave it to kyle to bring it home:
my brother- you're skinny dana
me- uh... gee thanks
the 10 yr old at his best- ...but your butt's big. your body's like straight straight straight big butt! it just like, sticks out
me- thanks kyle
kyle- what? it's true!
& there u have it folks. i've got back. the 10 yr old even knows it.

today i hadda move the stupid tshirt aisle from one stupid side of the store to the other stupid side of the store. at first i was kind of intimidated by this, cuz the baskets of tshirts r heavy & i'm weak. but alas, i finished with impressive time. oh yeah, who's theoretically buff aiight

ryan on sour cream & onion potato chips:
ha, every time you eat one of those your breath weeps silently
well put

sarah called me today at 9AM. dude, when am i ever willingly awake at 9AM? screw that yo

i want brownies... however, i have no brownies. snap. snap snap snap.




...snap!