omg, i'm vibrating -girl on the elevator. she meant that her cell phone was vibrating, that is. oh honey, don't make the elevator friend thing any more awkward than it need be...

a bunch of stuff happened today that made me think ooh! blog! ha, let's see if i remember any of it... i just... i just don't wanna let u kids down, ya know? *wipes eyes... tries to compose herself*

Ben: so i guess i missed the nakedness, huh?
me: seems like it
me: ya gotta b on these things *snaps fingers*
Ben: we got off on this whole tangent
Ben: and you've inspired us to start a buisness
me: oh really now?
Ben: basically people can buy their friends attractive people that randomly walk in and get in the shower with them
me: interesting...
Ben: what do you think?
Ben: imagine on your b-day if two random hot guys walked in naked and got in the shower with you
Ben: and you had no idea what was going on
Ben: and later found out that it was a present from your friends
Ben: it would be great
me: well as long as they weren't 2 naked gay guys, i suppose
Ben: no, these guys would most likely have sex with you
Ben: although it would be "against company policy" since it's illegal
me: well, at least it'd b shower fresh
Ben: yeah

it rained today. the worms came out. i made a concious effort to not smash any. as i was walking home i was thinking about picking them up & saving them, but then i remembered that they're trying to escape the flooded grass, so what would i do with them? it briefly flashed in my mind that if i were a bio major this would somehow b more acceptable. but shorty there after i realized that no dana, anyone picking up the worms would b strange, even if they were into bio. poor little worms. this troubles me so.

ToeKnee2times : i can't believe you did that to me
ToeKnee2times : you harlett
ToeKnee2times : you used me to get to my mom
ToeKnee2times signed off at 12:30:51 AM.
noel762: nice dramatic effect on that one
ToeKnee2times: yeah

happy earth day, foo

defenestration (dee-feh-nuh-STRAY-shun) noun : a throwing of a person or thing out of a window
now tell me how the mere fact that such a word even exists is not awesome?

wow. i have done waaay too much spanish these past few days... good things have been happening though. my big project got pushed back an entire wk AND i don't have my first class thursday or friday. niiice. abby said that this is a reward of sorts for not being a ho. oh jeepers, i knew moral standings would pay off in the land of academia at some point...

yeah, so who says yoink? kim, marjani, & i were pondering this earlier. i'm sorry kids, but if ur not animated, ya just can't say it.

2.5 wks of school left.. this is crazy


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