"but i really *like* graham crackers..."

this is an interesting read

did you know...
in the late 1890s, john harvey kellogg, a medical doctor, invented a breakfast cereal which was intended to help inhibit masturbation and silence sexual desire.
what was it?


behold, it's our good old stand by.
(don't worry, the claims aren't true)

additionally, kellogg was a follower of sylvester graham. graham invented a health food system operating under the same intentions. thanks to him, we've got graham crackers and granola.

hands off the privates and on to the grains, kids!