thanks for warping my mind, mr disney

dear 17 year old boys who attempted to woo me in song,

while i commend your efforts to strike my musical fancy, perhaps singing out your window on a busy highway is not the best way to win my affections. accidents happen kids, and i'd rather not be crushed metal's inspiration. please try again when you lose your retainers.

sincerely,
the brunette with the red head wrap


& later that day...


dear college aged boys who honked at me,

i thought i recognized you.

all the best,
the girl who has yet to be charmed