6.15.2004

lauryn on having kids-
I want to dress them and name them and play with them and stuff.
awh, someone never bought that girl a doll house. ha.

so according to the wonders of whitepages.com, someone in the 14th floor of the west tower gave me a ring a ling today. this confuses me. was it you?

letterman's top 10 reasons john kerry is really running for president. number 6: get elected, eat a ton of waffles, become the fattest president.
vote waffles! everyone knows that breakfast is important.

i enjoy tbs. 'when harry met sally' has been on often lately. quality film, but 2 thoughts-
1- billy crystal looks weird with hair
2- he seems like he'd be an aloof bf... but at the same time, i can't imagine wanting to go out with him
also, harry connick jr does the music for the film... ha, ooh baby.

Harry: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally: Why not?
H: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
S: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
H: No you don't.
S: Yes I do.
H: No you don't.
S: Yes I do.
H: You only think you do.
S: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
H: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
S: They do not.
H: Do too.
S: They do not.
H: Do too.
S: How do you know?
H: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
S: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
H: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
S: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
H: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
S: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
H: I guess not.
S: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.

oh boys... sigh. ha, that's probably true. leave it to the movies.

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