David Gest is suing for divorce from wife Liza Minnelli for beating him. I believe this answers the question, 'What is the gayest thing you've ever heard?' -Conan O'Brien

random fact: Artist Xavier Roberts first designed his soon-to-be-famous Cabbage Patch dolls in 1977 to help pay his way through school. They had soft faces and were made by hand, as opposed to the hard-faced mass-market dolls, and were originally called "Little People."

from ben, this is certainly a compliment:
you are comparitively less dumb than most girls
ha, score!