if you're bored, u should drink. -ev, promoting alcholism. there was more than that, but i can't recall so uh, yeah!!

body language- queen is a hot song yo.

dude, i am so doing nothing right now. granted, i could work ahead... or write my piece for backstage... but just nothin'. i brushed my hair, ha, should count for somethin'... or no

syracuse man dowses his wife in kerosene when she refuses sex -fox news headline. way to work it alright. ps she didn't burn.

hurrah hurrah, so this wk, i essentially have to figure out how my life is gonna go for the next yr. or rather, where it's gonna take place. LA? abroad? snap, who knows... too many decisions... too much indecisiveness... but i don't think there can ever be enough of wanting to do and see everything. oh sigh. oh sigh indeed.

if i were in chicago, i'd totally wanna be in the cell block tango. h. o. t.

here's a fun email i got. ohh math...

>Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you.
Personally I would like to know who came up with this and why person is not running the country.

1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2

Do you recognize the answer?

well hot damn alright. craziness

lola- then i played 3 rounds of 3cup with this other kid..who i WILL hook up with, mark my words.
me- & why do we say this?
lola- because hes hot, and so am i, and so it shall be.
me- haha, oh darlin'
now there's a kick of girl power alright

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGHAN!! though she'll never read this, the sentiment is still there

filming in the morn, hurrah hurrah... but hey, tomorrow should be a fun night ;)

& this is for pretty much any girl who ever did theatre, ha, though that's not exactly the intent.

alllllright, peace out looooves

i shouldn't make you think -my hist prof

it's hard to find 3 musketeers on this campus... that has to change

that is all.

there is certainly a place in my heart for better than ezra... but alas, sorry for the CAPS... it's not meant to be aggressive, i swear

AT THE STARS
Better Than Ezra

MAYBE I SHOULD DROP YOU AT YOUR DOOR.
OR LEAVE TONIGHT AND VANISH UP THE SHORE.
ANYWHERE BUT HERE.

IT'S THREE O'CLOCK WE'RE DRIVING IN YOUR CAR,
YOU'RE SCREAMING OUT THE WINDOW AT THE STARS,
"PLEASE DON'T DRIVE ME HOME!"

BLAME US BECAUSE WE ARE WHO WE ARE.
HATE US BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT FAR.
AND WHO'D SUPPOSE YOU WOULD GO?
I'VE ALREADY LEARNED ENOUGH TO KNOW.

TELL ME ALL THE PLACES WE COULD GO.
AND COUNT THE HEADLIGHTS PASSING ON THE ROAD,
A LONG, LONG TIME AGO.

HERE WE ARE.
FOREIGN TO THEIR WORLD.
STRAIGHT AND COMPOSED.
YOUR SERMONS I CAN DO WITHOUT
AND I FINALLY FOUND.
THAT EVERYBODY LOVES TO LOVE YOU
WHEN YOU'RE FAR AWAY.

COULD IT BE WE'VE DONE SOMETHING WRONG
WE'D MAKE IT BACK TO YOUR PLACE BEFORE DAWN
"PLEASE, DON'T TAKE ME HOME."
"PLEASE, DON'T TAKE ME HOME."

rahhh cleaning out the good ol' email... so many quotes! figured i'd post a few so i can work the delete magic...

"It's been reported that the uniforms designed for Iraq's new police force include belts made by Calvin Klein. A spokes-person for Iraq's police force said that can't stop looters, but they look fabulous." -Conan O'Brien

"Kind of embarrassing moment at this year's Easter Egg Hunt on the White House lawn. Of all the people invited, Hans Blix was the only person who didn't find an Easter egg." -Jay Leno

"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up." -Tom Lehrer

"According to a new article in 'Cosmopolitan' magazine, they say the position you sleep in says a lot about you. They say women who sleep on their sides are sensitive, women who sleep on their stomachs are competent, and women who sleep on their backs with their ankles behind their ears are very popular." -Jay Leno

"Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling." -Jack Handey

"Tom Cruise's attorney said he's going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion." -Conan O'Brien

& so monday night, a truly awful thing happened. the homes we, and so many other volunteers, put our blood sweat & tears into, were vandalized.
granted, the physical damage could have been worse, but regardless, we are wounded at heart. it made me want to cry to hear what had happened. habitat is such a positive organization, & for what seems like the efforts of one or perhaps even a few individuals, the city of columbus won't be benefiting from its presence as much as before. perhaps what is the most difficult to understand, aside from the obvious question of why, is what would motivate one to do this to homes built for the less fortunate. there was nothing to steal, nothing to gain... no names to attach to the homes. 9 homes were built to do away with a rough part of town... to bring good health to an area where life was once lost... although this is truly disheartening, & may lead us to question what sort of world it is out there, let us remember that those homes were made from something more than wood and nails... there is a dedication and heart within those walls which can never be vandalized. although one individual attempted to destroy the work of many, the fact remains that over 200 ppl went to a town they had never known to put those homes there. we must show columbus that the experience meant more than a spring break getaway. we must not be discouraged, but rather, continue to show our love and support. georgia, god bless y'all.

i hope i'm not one of those ppl who violently kicks up slush behind them while walking. don't ya hate when ya get behind one of those? i mean, perhaps i walk a smidge close to ppl or something, but there are some folks who just take their steps in this certain way... a way that just grabs a hold of the sludge & splatters it onto the unsuspecting bystanders, err bywalkers, behind them. then my jeans r all what what? cuz hey yo, we did not ask for this abuse.

...& sometimes i tease myself like no one's biz...

holy crap, what a truly amazing week.
i feel like attempting to write about it is almost futile. i don't think any of us had any conception before going down there, & perhaps even now, of how much of an impact we had on those ppl. everyone we encountered was so generous and kind. the skies in georgia were blue like no one's biz & tank tops were welcome. so many new things to be seen... we drove through penn, maryland, w virginia, virginia, n carolina, and s carolina to get there. ha, we rocked a walmart in alabama, hot stuff. it's a diff't time zone there, actually. so many good times, so many new friends... an undoubtably awesome time. lauren reasoned that there are a lot of things in life which one can be unsure of, but that that was the one thing she had become involved in in which she knew that every moment of it, she was doing the right thing. so well said. habitat 2004 is something i shall certainly never forgot. 67,000 cheers for the blue team, the ghetto van, the family & all the absolutely fabulous ppl i had the pleasure of encountering. i don't even know what more can be said, but let it be known that this endeavour genuinely touched my heart.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULES (again =) )

i hope all of u had fabulous breaks... def not looking fwd to the daily grind... oh sigh

i'm a liar, i'm not gonna lie -miss kimberly

ahhh!! after like 2 hours of sleep i shall embark upon the longest road venture of my life! ahhh!!

well kids, this shall be the longest hiatue in shakin' it fast history... take care, enjoy ur break (or ur schooling or working, perhaps) *kisses* for my lovelies!! ;) woo woo!!

yeah! ha...

i want an 11 year old penis -cortney

& so the break begins... seeing everyone packing up to go home makes me kinda awh... cuz hey, that ain't where i'm going. i'm excited for our trip, but kinda weary about the many many hours on the road... oh sigh. & then i remembered that there will most likely be portojohns on the site. ha.

dude... this semester is half over. what the fuck, where is the time going? i'm still not entirely sure of living arrangements for next year, nor do i know when and where i'm interning. juniors man... gonna be a junior. that is so beyond f'd.

ay, there is talk at home of visits. i told cat that it's odd to bring ppl into my alter ego lifestyle, but i don't think she entirely understands. life is just different here. i am different here. things are immensely different from even the last year spent here. sarah made a comment earlier that reminded me of just how true this is. ugh.
A little voice Inside my head said, "Don't look back. You can never look back."
& so this holds true... however, easier said than done. oof

i think boobs are great -uncle joey
dude, i thought it was amAzing. ha, oy

gah, so i'm writing a paper that has like 27 different elements. what the h. whatever happened to choice one of the following? not cool. well, then there's the fact that i started to watch it, but then watched the apprentice instead... & ya know, then went to late night & talked with kristin & lauryn for quite some time. we're blaming that on lauryn's ex. talking about him led us to talking about how guys suck in general (still waiting to be proven wrong), to middle school crushes, to dead hampsters. yep, that's right. oh sigh

arghhh the last task before break is always rough. it's for my history class, the only thing i have to go to tomorrow... dios mio. meanwhile, i have "flinch" in my head & i can't find it anywhere cuz it's on alanis' scraps album. buh. what is buh? i dunno, but that my friends, warrants a buh.

What's it been over a decade?
It still smarts like it was four minutes ago
We only influenced each other totally
We only bruised each other even more so

What are you my blood? You touch me like you are my blood
What are you my dad? You affect me like you are my dad

How long can a girl be shackled to you
How long before my dignity is reclaimed
How long can a girl stay haunted by you
Soon I'll grow up and I won't even flinch at your name
Soon I'll grow up and I won't even flinch at your name

Where've you been? I heard you moved to my city
My brother saw you somewhere downtown
I'd be paralyzed if I ran into you
My tongue would seize up if we were to meet again

What are you my god? You touch me like you are my god
What are you my twin? You affect me like you are my twin

How long can a girl be tortured by you?
How long before my dignity is reclaimed
And how long can a girl be haunted by you
Soon I'll grow up and I won't even flinch at your name
Soon I'll grow up and I won't even flinch at your name

So here I am one room away from where I know you're standing
A well-intentioned man told me you just walked in
This man knows not of how this information has affected me
But he knows the colour of the car I just drove away in

What are you my kin? You touch me like you are my kin
What are you my air? You affect me like you are my air

ay, so today i was really special alright. i had a test at 10. i woke up at 10. yeah, that's right. i didn't change my alarm from the day before... but i blamed this on ben, cuz he touched my clock. oh bother. i got to take it with the next class though, & missed history. this pissed me off, cuz i even got up like 5 whole minutes "earlier" to try & get there on time, & this is the first class that i've missed this semester. *gahhhh* stupid ocld. ima kick it in the face

i feel anxious for whatever reason... maybe it's cuz DAVE COULIER will be here tonight. ha, oh man... oh man oh man. now that's one hot hunk of man alright.

i say "alright" a lot

i've always thought that this was cute. it's motivational for the ladies...
(stolen from sheila's info *teehee*)
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get "the rotten apples" that are on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right boy, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday...

ever wonder what it would be like to be a slut with no morals or conscience?

ehh, me neither.


ha, oy