HAPPY BIRTHDAY YVONE!!!!!! love ya much!!

& here my dears, is one of those far reaching blog entries u all salivate for.

favorite overheard line of recent hours:
ya know how my brother loves a good slut

today put me in so much better of spirits. my topic got chosen for our class's writing paper, some info made me smile, and i've got a brownie. heck YEAH. also, wearing scarves is fun.

fun with IM:
Cortney: I've decided to be a poop-tutor..now I don't really know what that entails but I'm going to have to drop out of college and break my left leg to do so.
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Auto response from ME: why?
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Cortney: Hmm...good point, I guess I'll stay in school and I won't break anything.
Cortney: What is a poop tutor anyway?
Cortney: Thanks for the advice!

oh sigh. my room is still cold though. did u know Jonathan Brandis committed suicide late last year? neither did i. ay. that's rough

what was that show? mr green? green guy? -kim g on captain planet... which i totally found the theme song to on itunes. which ps i can't get enough of. this morning i had "you can call me al"- paul simon in my head. random? why yes, but itunes is ma bitch. sorry musicmatch... but uh, this has been stimulating.

alright kiddies. here's a random email which all ya drunkards should learn from. *scene*
** Liability, Litigation and Liquor **

** !WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your clothes.

** !WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

** !WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

** !WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

** !WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

** !WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

** !WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

** !WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in your getting your rear end kicked.

** !WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

** !WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

** !WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better
looking than most people.

** !WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

** !WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

** !WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

heh... spitting on people...