so awesome, no doubt is going on tour... but with blink 182. what the fuck. i ain't payin' for that shiz


Top Ten Things Found On Mars By NASA

10. They only found nine things before the rover broke down.

9. A note saying, "Squandered the natural resources. Moved one
planet closer to sun."

8. The fact that a little car driving around on remote control
looking at rocks captures the heartbeat of a nation...for 10
seconds.

7. A bone-filled spacesuit bearing China's emblem from the
Chang dynasty, thousands of years ago.

6. Rocks, and lots of 'em.

5. Starbucks.

4. A kindly old man named Dmitri with a broken spaceship and
outdated political views.

3. The lone Dennis Kucinich supporter.

2. T-shirts with sayings like: "Mars or Bust", "I went to Mars
and all i got was this T-shirt", and "I was with stupid but
dropped him off at Earth".

1. "My goodness Houston! Dust! And enough for everyone!"