12.08.2003

As of November 17th, 422 American soldiers have been killed in Iraq, over 2,200 have been wounded and there are an average of 35 attacks on Americans every day, yet President Bush has not attended the funeral or memorial of a single American killed in action.
this is a petition calling on President Bush to honor our fallen soldiers and attend at least one funeral or memorial for our soldiers killed in Iraq & it only takes a few seconds to sign here

eek! a mouse was just spotted in the stairwell! bethanie wanted to bring it in & make it her pet, but we got it outside yo. oh the sounds of 5 girls shrieking... priceless

man, i slept through the sun today... & i've yet to start my paper which is due tomorrow. i suck.

ay, we had latin food for dinner for a t2 cultural sharing dinner & it was awesome. i love that kinda stuff. then some girls from orgullo latino taught us some dance moves. good times. i heart this building. no leftovers though =(

jeff mocking ben: I'm a slob and stupid and can't think. I can only punch things. Because I'm from New Hampshire.

random fact of the day: The first safety feature for an automobile was invented in 1908 by John O'Leary. He patented a large net, to be installed on the front fender, to scoop pedestrians out of the way before they could be run over.

& oh yes, we haven't done an email in a while... here's a rather fun one:

** How to Maintain a High Level of Insanity **

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Insist that your e mail address is: god@h...

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

6) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

7) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

8) In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."

9) Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

10) Don't use any punctuation

11) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

12) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

13) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

14) Sing along at the opera.

15) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

16) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds... all day.

17) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

18) Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

19) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose..."

20) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

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