shakespeare is usually good, but this play was buggin'-gangsta on 'pericles'

went to see 'the nutcracker' this evening. yeah lauryn!! ha, we sat in front of the front row on the floor. such bastards we are. we get there like 3 minutes before it's gonna start & go right to the front. psha. i do such awful things some times. ha, kim makes me. just look at how much of a bad influence she can be:

dead babies arent cute -me
well it depends on how long ago they died -kim

oy... it's not snowing anymore... i guess we got about 7 inches, way more back home! they're supposed to be getting 2 feet. zaniness.

& now for a quality 'just shoot me' moment from when cheri o'teri guest starred as maya's assistant:
cheri: oh, death came by for u.
maya: death came by?
c: mhmm
m: death came by? r u sure it wasn't BETH
c: coulda been
m: well was it a short redhead or a tall guy with a sickle?
c: ...it was beth

abby, ev, kim, & i decided that we should make an application for new potential guy friends. this is because yeah, boys r stupid. we brainstormed some questions to try & weed those who are even more stupid than average out. gah. ha, why do u make us even think up such things in the first place? ha, don't worry boys, i'll keep ya posted ;)
but ya know, feel free to try & win us over in the meantime.
i mean, ev *is* asian...
ha, oy