it's ok to get high if ur angry -grandma of course

hmm... so let's see. went to the MET yesterday. it was both amusing & *gasp* educational at the same time. no way. then we went to see sarah's play. they did "othello," ha, with an asian moor. it was long, but i like that play. iago is an awesome villian. then we went to the cast party. i thought everyone i knew left me at one point, & had an uncomfortable allow me to get wasted, give u a massage, and attempt to have my way with u situation. teenage boys? seriously now... alcohol should not be scoring for u. that's really pathetic. have some ethics. plus, i'm not stupid. let's get that out there. gah!

& speaking of which... grandma also said:
don't forget to measure your husband's thing
uhm...? she meant waist. yeah. i know. grandma laughed, grandma cried... grandma lost her teeth.
it was awesome.