In Philadelphia, a man exposed himself to a group of Catholic High School girls who then chased him, knocked him down, and kicked and punched him. Afterwards, the man said he normally has to pay extra for that.
-Conan O'Brien

so chinese checkers is a western invention... lies! it's apparently based on the english game halma, and is thought to have gotten its name from the star on the chinese flag.

home tomorrow... well, well

Is he the one for me?

As with people marriages, this shouldn't be taken lightly. It's never easy figuring out if you've found your soul mate.

so apparently, it can cost anywhere from $7.95- $200 to MARRY YOUR PET! My, what a lucky spoilt pet yours must be. You'll be married online, get an 'I married my pet' t-shirt, and as well as the normal certificate, you'll receive a hand embroidered, personalised wall plaque to always remind you of your special day.* ** err...? check it out the disclaimers and such are amazing.
ryan: yeah, i'd have to think things over... and i'm sure my cat would be jealous and it'd be a big mess
look. out.

have a great break everyone, woo woo!!