so today i overheard this random cell phone conversation:
no... no i have a sweater on & it's on over it. it's ok cuz i have a tshirt, the sweater, & *then* the denim jacket so i can still wear it.
& alexander graham bell weeps...

"backstage" aired tonight & ay, i'm proud! technological advances alright. aside from not being able to get "heartbreaker" out of my head (i mocked mariah), it was a grand ol' time.

gah, so ben came over to look at my computer & of course, no more noise. wth. it had best have magically cured itself... cuz i'm not a psycho. it was totally jivin'. oof

& am i really that sexist? ben said i'm the most sexist person he'd ever met. ryan said you're the worst girl ever and tony felt that i'm the most self-sexist person he knows.
ya know what i love about that? ha, everyone i quoted is a GUY. oh man...

man?! ha, there i go again... let's let someone else talk:

Things you would never know without the Movies

- During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

- If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of year.

- The Chief of Police will almost always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job.

- All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.

- The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place - noone will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.

- The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

- If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition, even if you haven't been carrying any before now.

- If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.

- When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill; just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

- Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.

- If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

- Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.