the good, the bad, and the minty

today was a good day until i realized i lost an earring. it was pink, so perhaps it was trying to make a break for it, realizing whose ear it was sitting in and all. oh well, at least i can be a bad ass rocker now... a bad ass rocker with one, chandelier-like, pink earring.

then i came home, and things perked up again when i recieved a package. a glorious package chock full of jr mints from miss lola. ohhh i smiled.

and this just in: a small village will soon be able to fit in my ass.

"THAT IS ALL," dr kahn said authoritatively. and so the campers slept.