so one day this asian girl from brazil wanders into my room & says, "hey, u should get one too! it'd be amazing!" not fantastic, not marvelous, but amazing. and alas, here is now. i assure you that this will randomly make sense, or rather, not make sense, & you may require a nice stiff glass of milk after indulging. take care love children, take heed.

yeah, so today my voice is all messed up. it's kinda fun, because i get to be a raspy, sultry alto... or ya know, a straining soprano. it's all in the eye of the beholder. i suppose this is what happens when you stay up talking till 6 in the morning. "what?! 6 in the morning? ...and on a school night?!" you say. yes my love, 'tis true. what can i say, i am a bonafide bad-asssss

...which is why i'm sitting in my room on a friday night... nah, i have plans... or something, no man, foshizzy. whatever. yeah.

why do girls do such things? talk talk talk. i consider this to have been vital conversation, but just the whole aspect of talking for hours on end, it's pretty perplexing, no? think of all the syllables... i don't feel as though the dudes who formulated language meant for me to abuse it as i do. take that sentence for instance... man, i do not know.

ever used the expression "butt fucking egypt"? no man, me neither. ben found it on some slang website today. for instance one could say, "i wish that micheal bolton concert wasn't in butt fucking egypt!". this does not mean that egypt is homosexual i assure u. i enjoy the egytpian arts,but alas, it's far away.

yeah, so i don't wanna just name drop & have u potentially have no idea who i'm referring to. let us review:
"this asian girl from brazil" = yvonne. yvonne is cool because she taught me a bunch of inappropriate portugese phrases. by the way, posso tocar seus peitos? she has mastered english slang.
ben. ben is a douche. in case u didn't know, "ben" is pronounced "douche". oh yeah, he's proud. i don't think i ever called anyone a douch other than ben. i think it's totally inappropriate. but hey, ben put a curse on me to go blind. so he'll deal.

AHH! yeah, i dunno. take it as it comes.