6.03.2007

in my email today

** Thoughts for today **
(some are better than others)

1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

6. A penny saved is a government oversight.

7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

10. He who hesitates is probably right.

11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

14. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"

3.03.2007

hookin' upppp

“Real power is not giving it away, but using it wisely,” Ms. Sessions Stepp said. “That’s when you’re liberated, really.”

interesting discussion:
A Disconnect on Hooking Up
Stephanie Rosenbloom
NY Times

2.10.2007

dear nutrigrain, i'll never forget you...

2.04.2007

shower power!

full of assumptions? yes. still laughable? of course.

How to Shower: Men vs Women

2.03.2007

ouch, johnny

1.17.2007

well that's a doozy

First U.S. Uterus Transplant Planned
Some Experts Say Risk Isn't Justified

By Rob Stein
Washington Post

1.13.2007

looking for a technology fix-all, maybe?

$100 laptops. the innovation continues.

awesome idea, but i think too many are relying too heavily on technology to solve their problems. glasses make people look smart, not act smarter, and kids with computers won't magically be any smarter, either. perhaps this time around, it's about at least looking richer.